conklineli5280

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Joined: November 27, 2010
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: May 1
user id: 136521
Location: New York
Gender: F

 

 
 
STATUS:Wanting some follows ;)!
Hello fellow Wittians!
My name is Elizabeth, I'm 14 years young and my birthday is May 1st. Who's my twin? 
My all time favorite band Sleeping With Sirens <3 and I'm not one of those posers ;p
I've gone through struggles of my own, so I don't mind listening too yours.
Follow me maybe?



Not active on here anymore but if you need anything message me on tumblr:

http://lizz-khalifaa.tumblr.com/
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conklineli5280's Favorite Quotes


when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

If you cover the middle and look at the sides, it moves really quickly
but if you cover the sides and look at the middle, it moves slowly.


me at school: no, i really am smart, i just don't want to do this
 

"i can see your bra"

*series of natural disasters*
*the city gets set on fire*
*democracy is abolished*
*the country dissolves into a violent anarchy*
*family sells me for three goat*

No one must know a teenage girl wears a bra.

parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that sh-t its hard lmao"




i used to laugh at plankton because he’s married
   to a computer but now i am plankton






That one kid who hands in their test first
and then a parade of students go and do it after them




 
So in English class we're reading Julius Caesar
And we have to write an essay on who we think is more fit to rule, Caesar or Brutus. So I seized the opportunity and took Gretchen Weiner's quote from Mean Girls, and if my teacher doesn't accept it then she just needs to reevaluate her whole life. Soooo here's my essay:

"Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!"

Whenever I see “write one interesting fact about yourself
I immediately forget everything that I’ve done and seen ever

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pis.sed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
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