cookielover101
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____Don't knock on Death's door.
Ring the doorbell and run.
Ring the doorbell and run.
He hates that.
...I've
realized...
That life is like a
roll of toilet
paper.
*-*The closer you get to the
end,*-*
<------The faster it
goes.------>
-CHOCOLATE-
It's so good, it's like God gave birth in my mouth
I'm probably the most unorganized teen
The world
has ever seen.
I mean, the only thing I
haven't lost is
MY
VIRGINITY
My mom was driving down a street with me and my
little brother.
Jake asked "Mom, why is the street called Gay Road?"
My mom replied, "Because it isn't straight."
MLIA
Jake asked "Mom, why is the street called Gay Road?"
My mom replied, "Because it isn't straight."
MLIA
This is a non-smoking area.
Unless you're on fire.
We're so cool
The penguins are getting jealous
We rock so hard
We make the Rolling Stones jealous
You're
really a just a big kid at heart,
aren'tcha?
Are you calling me fat?
Are you calling me fat?
You want a nose job?
How 'bout a real
job?
;-)