cookiemonstarr

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              Like if you did this during your childhood:
                          
         1. Drew the sun in the corner of the paper.
                        
                2. Thought the shape of a real heart was actually "♥"
     
       3. Closed the Refridgerator door really slow, just to see
when the lights went off.


 4. Tried to balance the lights, between ON & OFF.








 
H3y, wh@t R y0uu
dO!nq?!     About to
throw a dictionary in
your face.
That's what.

 
Steve favorited your quote.

*chokes*
*spazzes*
*bangs head against wall*
*dies*

So a friend was telling me about Maxim Magazines Hot 100,
and told me Miley Cyrus was number 1.
What has this world come to?
Admit it.


When you first watched the What Makes You Beautiful music video your first thoughts were, "Who do these 5 faggots think they are, running around the beach, telling girls they don't know they're beautiful?

Now, you are either completely obsessed with them.

Or


You still think they are a bunch of faggots.


 













 
when people say
"you're so mean !"
im just like
"oh stop it you" c:

 

Me: Im doing my homework in 10 minutes!
Dad: *4 hours later* Lets go to grandmas.
Me: No, i cant!
Dad: Why? 
Me: I havent done my homework~!
Dad: .... 


When you're at
someone's house:


Normal people: "Nice house!"


Me:  "What's your WIFI password!?"
The Kid In The Back Of The Room

She was in ninth grade. Blonde. Overweight, but not grotesquely. Pretty blue eyes. She was smart, undeniably smart; even the people who didn't know her agreed. But she was very quiet, which was strange, especially for a high schooler. When people would gossip about her (which was a rare occasion in itself), all they could say was that she was quiet and nice. They new she was nice because she wasn't the kind of kid to ever say no. This included but wasn't limited to giving answers to homework, allowing people to cheat off of her during tests/quizzes, doing more than her part in group projects, etc. And that was all that was known about her. She was just the kid spoke to no one but her tiny group of friends. They claim that she is just shy, and actually very funny in a crude kind of way, but none of the other kids will ever understand that.

She will always be the kid in the back of the room.

I know because I am her.
What they say: "I broke my Ipod touch, so I just got an Iphone instead of replacing it!"

What I hear: "I was irresponsible and I cant take care of this 200$ electronic. So I rewarded myself by getting an over 600$ electronic instead. Let's see how long it takes me to break this one too!"