cookiemonster101

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Joined: August 17, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
user id: 325649
Location: At my house
Gender: F
Hello everybody:) Even though like no one ever reads these things, I'm going to say stuff anyways. The two things that I more than anything in this whole world(other then family and friends) is swimming and acting, I also love running:) Also I am a super fan of The Avengers, I am like a total nerd when it comes to them, I also love Spider Man.OH, I love love love Harry Potter and Percy Jackson, yup I married both of them. Anyways, I like always post funny things, but once and a while I will post a sad quote, if you like what you see, please follow:)










Clip of the Avengers

 

Quotes by cookiemonster101




Me: For Christmas, can I have a boyfriend
Santa: Let's be realistic, honestly
Only in America
Will people spend one day giving thanks for the things that they have. Then the next day kill people trying to buy things that they don't even need
When a girl wants a kiss:
They stare into your eyes biting their lips. They always wrap their arms around you. They play with their hands just waiting for you to make a move.

When a guy wants a kiss:
They hold your hand and always play with it. They stare into your eyes for a long time & they get close to your face

When I want a kiss:
I stare at you from a distance and sob uncontrollably because I'm ugly and no one likes me.


"There are no dumb questions"
is the perfect trap to make dumb people reveal themselves

 

           Be yourself
Everyone else it taken
Boyfriend: Babe, are you jealous?
Girlfriend: No
Boyfriend: Really, are you jealous?
Girlfriend: No
Boyfriend: Do you want a kiss
Girlfriend: WHY DON'T YOU GET ONE FROM THAT GIRL THAT LIKED YOUR STATUS 
Guys think that every girls dream is to have the perfect boyfriend 

NOT TRUE


 
Every girls dream is to be able to eat and not get fat
duh

 



You and me Witty, till death due us apart
LIFE IS TOO
SHORT


TO WASTE TIME
MATCHING 
SOCKS