cookii_brookii

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Joined: August 19, 2011
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My heart is perfect

because you're inside ♥
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there are certain people who touch my hair and im like what to heck get away from me and there’s others and im like yes i will fall asleep on u
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love
believe in
yourself
.
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Y'know, sadly enough, i used to be kinda disappointed when my quotes got 200 - 300 favourites and i'd go through and delete all the ones that got under 500 faves because i was ashamed of my own un-funnyness god damn the times have changed

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thirteenyearoldlizzy


I always wanted an older brother, so his hot friends could come stay
but then I realized he wouldn't have hot friends because 1) there's no hot guys at my school and 2) he'd look like a guy version of me so ew no hot guys want to be friends with that.

 
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nowimallsad





          *hanging out with my friend and her new boyfriend*
          Them: Exchanging rings.
          Me: What are you doing?
          The Boyfriend: Oh you wouldn't get it, it's an Irish thing.
          Me on the outside: Oh.
          Me on the inside: I KNOW I'M FCKING IRISH TOO
          Me on the inside: *grows red beard*
          Me on the inside: *puts on green top hat*
          Me on the inside: *gets corn cob pipe*
          Me on the inside: *irish jigs away*






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ihateeverybody
 
Believe 
There's
Good in 
the World
 

 

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good


Things to say/do to a telemarker;

"I'm blind, could you repeat that?"
(Speak with perfect English) "I don't speak English, sorry!"
Say "Want to hear a cool noise?" Then hang up.
"My grandma fell off a cliff last week, don't you even care?!" Then hang up.
Act real interested, then at then end tell them no thanks and hang up.
Try to sell THEM something.
Pick up the phone and say "It's completed, but there's blood everywhere."
"Hello, this is the local spe.rm bank. You jack it we pack it! How may we help you?"

 
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funny

OMG ive always wanted a gay best friend!!!
or a straight best friend
or a best friend.
or a friend
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love
I don't see why coming out is such a big deal
For example, I've been bisexual my whole life
so why should I randomly make a big announcement to my family about it?
I don't even wait for it to be a secret anymore
I'll just be talking to a friend and say "there's this guy I like"
because it's the same thing as liking any girl.
And it's not like you have to come out for being straight
because that's the same idea, right?
And how would my sexuality change who I already was 10 minutes ago?
It's not like once I "come out" I'm going to burn down every church I see
or try to kill the governments that don't support my sexuality
do you know why?
Because it doesn't make a f/cking difference.
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gay