Status: i miss Endija
Joined: March 31, 2013
Last Seen: 5 years
user id: 355102
Gender: M

cool_inside's Favorite Quotes

reasons i can relate to a raccoon:
~dark circles around eyes
~small & chubby
~lives in the trash and eats garbage
~cute but will fight you
~stays up all night
~washes hands a lot
~communicates solely through weird noises and screams

do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more


i find it really weird how we can talk to ourselves in our head like how does that even work

teacher: i’m gonna-

me: mAke iT bENd AnD bREaK, saY A pRAyEr And leT tHE goOD TiMEs roLL [SLOWLY RISE OUT OF SEAT], in cASe God DOesn’t shOW [JUMPS ONTO CHAIR] aND i WaNt thESe WORds tO mAke tHiNGs RIght BUt iT’s tHe WroNGs That mAke thE wORds cOme To LiFe [THROWS DESK ACROSS THE ROOM] “WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?” If tHaT’s thE WOrst yoU Got bETter pUt YOur FinGErs BAck tO thE kEYs [DROP KICKS TEACHER] oNe niGHt anD oNe MorE tImE [BUSTS DOWN DOOR TO ANOTHER CLASS] tHAnkS fOr thE mEMoriEs evEN tHOugH tHEy WERen’t sO GReat [UPPERCUTS A PLAY DOUGH CAN] “He TaSTes liKE yOu oNLy sWEetEr.”

Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti

if you can have a long and meaningful conversation with me even though we haven’t seen or talked to each other in super super long and not make things awkward you are hella specia

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs