Some Stupid Celeb
Quotes
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very
important part of your life."
-Brooke Sheilds
"The
internet is a great way to get on the net."
-Bob Dole (Republican Presidantial
Canidate)
"You guys, line up alphabetically by
height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like
Canada."
- Britney Spears
"I think war is a
dangerous place."
- George W. Bush
"I owe a lot to my
parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer
"Whenever I watch TV and see
those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but
cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all
those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
"I think gay marriage is
something that should be between a man and a woman"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Half this game is ninety
percent mental."
- Danny Ozark, Philedelphia Phillies
Manager
"I
may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry
Bradshaw, Former football
player/announcer
"I've never really wanted to go
to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I
know that's very popular out there in
Africa"
—
Britney Spears
"Food is
an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
"If only
faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster, during the Super Bowl
If it wren't for electricity, we'd all be
watching TV by candlelight."
-George Gobel
"China is a big country,
inhabited by many Chinese."
- Charles De Gaulle, former French
President
No need to faveorite, I just
thought they were hysterical!