CornStar

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Joined: May 26, 2012
Last Seen: 6 years
user id: 302983

Quotes by CornStar

God said to John, " Come forth and recieve eternal life"
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
-CornStar, Niqqa.
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black by popular demand.

 







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                     I speak Spanish let me translate: ?
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Teacher: Where's your homework?
Me: Why are you so obsessed with me?
 
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"If   only   I    had   che c k ed   myse l f.
-GUY WHO WRECKED HIMSELF <<<<<
 
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If you don't hover over this post, that's cool, but I guess you're going to miss

[scroll over text.]                                                                      -tumblr
 

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Hilarious prank idea:

Fill a piñata with spiders.

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I hate going to school because

I always see people from school there.

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Did you hear about the Italian cheif that died?

He pasta way.

We cannoli do so much.

His legacy will become a pizza history.

Here today, gone tomato..

Sending olive my prayers to the family.

His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

You never sausage a tragic thing.

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