couldnt_think_of_good_name

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Quotes by couldnt_think_of_good_name

| ( )( ) |    -    SpongeBob
/ ( )( ) \    -    Patrick
( ()() )      -    Squidward
| () |         -    Plankton
||||           -     Mr. Krabs
Asking Google questions that you're too embarrassed to ask a person...
Guys! If a girl likes you, and you begin to like her, at 11.12, text her saying "Your wish came true"
I'm not being sarcastic; my humour just has an attitude
Seeing your ex with someone ugly = AWESOME!
I don't know what's more awkward; answering Dora, or sitting in silence as she stares at you...
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
If I become a teacher, I'm going to staple Burger King application forms to failed tests
If I become a teacher, I'm going to staple Burger King application forms to failed tests
A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, a crab with a whale as a daughter... The creators of spongebob were obviously high