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this one
time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late
and this girl was cleaning out her closet and a teacher was helping
her and all of a sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl
started crying and all i heard was "YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH IN
YOUR LOCKER??!!"
i saw this on tumblr and i started laughing so hard when i read this and i think i might of started wheezing
i saw this on tumblr and i started laughing so hard when i read this and i think i might of started wheezing
last name
really
first name ugly
first name ugly
to the people who talk behind my back,
you can go and stick a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall.
have a :)) nice :)) day :))
you can go and stick a toothpick under your toenail and kick a wall.
have a :)) nice :)) day :))
"Give it to me!" she yelled,
"I'm so wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream
all she wanted,
but I was keeping the umbrella.
"I'm so wet, give it to me now!"
She could scream
all she wanted,
but I was keeping the umbrella.
Hate the quotes
where they say "this became that and this became
this", "Why did things have to changes for us 90
kids?"
Because we grew up, we aren't going to play patty cake or play with barbies any more. Deal with it.
Because we grew up, we aren't going to play patty cake or play with barbies any more. Deal with it.
I'm in love with five
homosexuals.
a reason
why i'm single.
i know i'm probably ganna get a lot of hate for this quote, but oh well, i like one direction, you can comment you don't like them i don't care. my opinion is i like them and yours is different. why cant we agree on that(:
*mom is
downstairs*
Mom: Are you hungry?
Me: No mom
Mom: what?
Me: No
Mom: what?
Me: NO
Mom: I can't hear you!
Me: NO MOM I DON'T WANT ANY FOOD.
Mom: DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME
Mom: Are you hungry?
Me: No mom
Mom: what?
Me: No
Mom: what?
Me: NO
Mom: I can't hear you!
Me: NO MOM I DON'T WANT ANY FOOD.
Mom: DON'T RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME
When people say
that the reason they hate homosexuals is because God does...
all I think is,
Why would God hate his own creations?
that the reason they hate homosexuals is because God does...
all I think is,
Why would God hate his own creations?
I SUPPORT / NMF
He told me he just had a thing with her,
and he had the nerve to
tell me it wasn't cheating
&
I told him to never talk to me again.
he was lucky I didn't go Carrie Underwood on him.
nmf
Annoying guy: blah blah blah
Me: shut up
Annoying guy: youre in a bad mood cuz youre on your period
Me:
Him:
Me: You got 5 seconds to run boy.
True story.