Don't you hate it when...
Edward reads your mind.
You stop believing, and Journey comes after you.
You find out your father is Darth Vader.
It rains, and Rihanna has your umbrella.
Your closet won't let you go to Narnia.
Lady Gaga keeps poking your face.
You miss the train to Hogwarts and have to take the flying
car.
Michael Buble hasn't met you yet.
Britney Spears won't stop asking you where Amy is.
Cady Heron pushes you in front of a bus.
Paris keeps asking you to be her new BFF.
You're laughing, and your butt falls off.
Angelina Jolie adopts you.
Welcome to my life.