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Cessna
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My NicKnameS:
Ikna
Paulene
Paulina
Sepa..haha
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Recent Quotes by this Author:
When people get hurt, they learn to hate.
When people hurt others, they become hated and are racked with guilt.
But knowing that pain allows people to be kind.
Pain allows people to grow.
When people hurt others, they become hated and are racked with guilt.
But knowing that pain allows people to be kind.
Pain allows people to grow.
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But if revenge is called justice, then that justice breeds yet more revenge.. and becomes a chain of hatred.
× × D0n't problem your problem let problem problems you × ×
HOT TEST:
I got 44..NO CHEATING
THIS IS THE HOTT TEST....HOW
HOTT R U? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND
NUMBER
IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING)
SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF
THE
TEST.
WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR
SCORE AT THE BOTTOM
1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU
HAVE?
a) Dark
b) Light
2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT
TO:
a) Go to a Party!
b) Go out to eat
3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
OUT OF:
a) Baby-Pink
b) Yellow
c) Baby-Blue
d) Turquoise
4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT
OF:
a) Talking
b) Dancing
c) Taking Long Walks
5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT
OF THE
FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
a) Louie Vuitton
b) Coach
c) Against AllOdds
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
OUT OF
THE FOLLOWING?
a) hawaii
b) London
c) florida
7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
RATHER GO
TO:
a) The Beach
b) Somewhere Cooler
8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
a) January
b) February
c) March
d) April
e) May
f) June
g) July
h) August
i) September
j) October
k) November
l) December
9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
a) Chill at home
b) Go out with friends
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
INSTRUMENT
OUT OF:
a) Guitar
b) Bass guitar
c) Drums
d) The Triangle
11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX
====NOW MAKE A WISH!====
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*****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****
**ANSWERS** > > > >
1.
a. dark= sexy [5points]
b. light = sweet [2 points]
2.
a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]
3.
a. baby-pink = cute [2]
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. baby-blue = cool [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]
4.
a. Talking = active [2]
b. Dancing = determined [2]
c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]
5.
a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
b. coach = laid back [2]
c. againt all odds = stylish [5]
6.
a. hawaii = you like being around
people [2]
b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]
7.
a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]
8.
a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = rebellious [5]
d. April = playful [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f.. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = smooth [3]
h. August = fun [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l.. December = warm [3]
9.
a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]
10.
a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]
11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!
SCORES!!!!
UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN
18-20=OKAY
21-35 = Rather HOTT
36+ = ow u burn
NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
MINUTES
AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH
YOURR ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11
REPOST AS: ,HOTT TEST then write your score at the top
now that u read this there is no going back! if u dont repost this u will have the following:
~ u will fail ur tests
~ u will cut ur finger
~ u will lose someone close 2 you
~ u will not have a good day for the next 12 years
--if u do repost this u will:
~ be kissed by ur crush b4 next month
~ have good luck
~ have someone fall in love with you
~ have ur all time dream come true
I got 44..NO CHEATING
THIS IS THE HOTT TEST....HOW
HOTT R U? GET A PIECE OF PAPER AND
NUMBER
IT 1-11 (NO CHEATING)
SEE YOUR RESULTS AT THE END OF
THE
TEST.
WHEN YOU SEND IT ON PUT YOUR
SCORE AT THE BOTTOM
1. WHAT SHADE OF HAIR DO YOU
HAVE?
a) Dark
b) Light
2. OUT ON A DATE WOULD YOU WANT
TO:
a) Go to a Party!
b) Go out to eat
3. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR
OUT OF:
a) Baby-Pink
b) Yellow
c) Baby-Blue
d) Turquoise
4. PICK YOUR FAVOURITE HOBBY OUT
OF:
a) Talking
b) Dancing
c) Taking Long Walks
5. IF YOU COULD PICK A STORE OUT
OF THE
FOLLOWING, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
a) Louie Vuitton
b) Coach
c) Against All
6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLACE
OUT OF
THE FOLLOWING?
a) hawaii
b) London
c) florida
7. IN THE SUMMER WOULD YOU
RATHER GO
TO:
a) The Beach
b) Somewhere Cooler
8. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY MONTH?
a) January
b) February
c) March
d) April
e) May
f) June
g) July
h) August
i) September
j) October
k) November
l) December
9. WOULD YOU RATHER:
a) Chill at home
b) Go out with friends
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE
INSTRUMENT
OUT OF:
a) Guitar
b) Bass guitar
c) Drums
d) The Triangle
11) NAME A PERSON OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX
====NOW MAKE A WISH!====
*
***
*******
*********
***************
*****************
***********************
*******************************
**********************************
*************************************
***************************************
***************************************
*************************************
**********************************
*****!!!!!*STOP*!!!!!*****
**ANSWERS** > > > >
1.
a. dark= sexy [5points]
b. light = sweet [2 points]
2.
a. go to a party = playful [2 points]
b. go out to eat = romantic [5 points]
3.
a. baby-pink = cute [2]
b. yellow = loud [3]
c. baby-blue = cool [5]
d. turquoise = sexy [5]
4.
a. Talking = active [2]
b. Dancing = determined [2]
c. Taking Long Walks = daring [5]
5.
a. Louie Vuitton = tasteful [7]
b. coach = laid back [2]
c. againt all odds = stylish [5]
6.
a. hawaii = you like being around
people [2]
b. L.. You are quiet, and like the
cold [2]
c. florida = You like to party! [5]
7.
a. beach = tan, likes the sun [5]
b. somewhere cooler = pale and original [2]
8.
a. January = popular [5]
b. February = lovely [2]
c. March = rebellious [5]
d. April = playful [5]
e. May = happy [5]
f.. june = chills a lot [5]
g. July = smooth [3]
h. August = fun [5]
i. September = quiet [2]
j. October = out-going [3]
k. November = pimpin' it [5]
l.. December = warm [3]
9.
a. home = quiet, romantic [5]
b. go out with friends =crazy [5]
10.
a. guitar = eye-catching [5]
b. bass-guitar = mellow [2]
c. Drums = crazy [5]
d. Triangle = simple [2]
11. This person will fall in LOVE with you!
SCORES!!!!
UP TO 17= LOUSY GET A LIFE MAN
18-20=OKAY
21-35 = Rather HOTT
36+ = ow u burn
NOW REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 2
MINUTES
AND YOU WILL HAVE GOOD LUCK WITH
YOURR ANSWER FOR NUMBER 11
REPOST AS: ,HOTT TEST then write your score at the top
now that u read this there is no going back! if u dont repost this u will have the following:
~ u will fail ur tests
~ u will cut ur finger
~ u will lose someone close 2 you
~ u will not have a good day for the next 12 years
--if u do repost this u will:
~ be kissed by ur crush b4 next month
~ have good luck
~ have someone fall in love with you
~ have ur all time dream come true
Blonde Joke!:))
One day a blonde was driving on the highway and got pulled over by a cop. The cop said "Why do you keep swerving?" The blonde replied "I turn one way and there's a tree, I turn again there's a tree, and then there's a whole bunch more trees popping out of nowhere." The cop replied "You retard that's your air freshener."
If you don't want to his world, then take him to your world.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son
Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.
Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun.
But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son
A Mexican, an American, and a Pollock are all in an airplane Flying over Mexico. The Mexican drops a pear on his country when the American asks why he says he loves his country. Then they're flying over the US and the American drops an apple when the Pollock asks why he says because he loves his country. Then they're flying over the Pollock's country and the Pollock drops a bomb when the American and the Mexican ask why he says because he hates his country.
A while later the Mexican is walking the streets and he sees a boy who is crying. He asks why and the boy says because a pear fell out of the sky and hit him on the head.
The American is walking the streets and he sees a little girl crying. When he asks her why she says because an apple fell out of the sky and hit her on the head.
The Pollock is walking the streets and he comes to a man that is laughing. When he asks him why the man says, "Because I farted and the building behind me blew up!"
:)
A while later the Mexican is walking the streets and he sees a boy who is crying. He asks why and the boy says because a pear fell out of the sky and hit him on the head.
The American is walking the streets and he sees a little girl crying. When he asks her why she says because an apple fell out of the sky and hit her on the head.
The Pollock is walking the streets and he comes to a man that is laughing. When he asks him why the man says, "Because I farted and the building behind me blew up!"
:)
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those areballoons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are
A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.
"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. ==> "Giving up?" <==
"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. ==> "Giving up?" <==
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