cptmoose

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Joined: May 11, 2011
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Quotes by cptmoose

Is it just me,

or am I the only one who enjoys
HARMONIZING

to every song I hear?

Face it.
For girls, looks DO matter (in a guy). Not even gonna lie.

Who else loves British/German guys
With
ginger hair
And piercing
blue-green eyes?

I tried sending you the sexiest thing in the world...

...But then the mailman told me to get out of my mailbox.

*Muaaahahhahahahhahhahahahahaahahahaa,
muahAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MUAHAHAHAHAHA
I am...
MOJOJOJOJO!!!!!
*

"If skinny people go skinny dipping, then what do fat people do? 

Go CHUNKY DUNK??"

People like YOU
helped me realize the reason for middle fingers

 


CHEESE
Is highly underrated.

 

Am I the only one...

Who accepts blowfish for who they are, rather than what their names imply?

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