cptmoose

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Joined: May 11, 2011
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Do you know turtle's only weakness?
Uhh... their slowness?

No..if they roll on their backs they can't roll back.

So..if you tape to turtles together they'd be unstoppable, right?

OMG.

BRB.
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look to your left ~~~~~~>  you failed.
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Psychological fact

When a guy is attracted to you, he unintentionally flares his nostrils.♥  
nmf;
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love

I will never understand love. Even though I'm over my head, I will never understand why you love me. Thank you for loving me even though I'm negative, unhappy, and disbelieving. I love you too.


 


Thank you for reading this if you actually read the whole thing. I can't tell anyone anymore because I get sighed at and they just shake there head.

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Too all my haters out there.
i just thought i'd let you know...

i'm typing this with my middle finger
♥ 
all mine. no jocking please.
format credit to whomever

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Guns don't kill people,

dads with pretty  daughters do.

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break up
 

 
Dear Teenagers,
 
       
 
 
How would you like it if someone

turned you on, then left? 
       
                          
                          Sincerely Light Bulbs.

 

 

 
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'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling.

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly.

Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last


I need you in my life.
 

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hey you, you with the big grin on your face
he's gonna brake your h e a r t.


 

     
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