crayonsPLZ

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If you see me walking with someone else,
it's not because I love them, it's because you weren't there to walk with me.
If I fall in love with someone else, it's not because I wanted to, 
but because you weren't there to catch me.

Its hard to swim; 

In a world so
Shallow.

 




  Silence is a girls
       loudest scream. ♥    





 

It takes two people to make a lie work.
The person who tells it.

And the person who believes it. 
 

Dear Mom, ♥
It is with great regret & sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion & he is so nice, even with all his piercings & tattoos, and I love riding on the back of his big motorcycle. But it's not only that mom, I'm pregnant & Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me & that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone & we'll be growing it for us & his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine & ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now & I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm next door at Sandy's. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer...I love you!

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.  
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."

MILA. 


 

 


sixteen short years later;
she was fallin for the
»          [sophomore football star]   
before you knew it he was dropping passes,
skippin practice just to spend more time with her. ♥
coach said, "hey son, what's your problem!? tell me,
have you lost your mind?
(   daddy said you'll lose your free ride to college,-   )
boy, you better tell her goodbye."