craziililchica77

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Joined: April 2, 2004
Last Seen: 1 decade
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Name~LaUrA...SANCHEZ!!! aKa Da LiL sAn Age~13 *N* aLmOsT 14! lOl School~GmS!!!!! Sign~ViRgO Status~SiNgLe *N* lOoKiN Bday~SePtEmBeR 22 Sn~Gmscutie092290 What sexual position produces the uglyest childern? ASK YOUR MOM!! haha jk ~~Some stacistics~~ It is physically impossible to lick your elbow... ...75% of people who read this try to do it. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. You are more likely to be attacked by a donkey than be bitten by a shark. If 90% of the people in the world dont have it, why do they call it common sense? A pot smoker is busted every 45 seconds. Every year 11,000 americans injure themselves while trying out bizarre sexual postions. How many sweet, funny, hot, sensetive, romantic, and smart guyz are there in da world? Two...and there dating eachother. ~~PiCk Up LiNeS~~ Do you believe in love at first sight?...Or do I have to walk by again? Do you sleep on your stomach?...no?....Can I? Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myself in your pants. Do you have a quarter? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? Would you like to go home for a pizza and a fuck?....*slap*...what? You don't like pizza? Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night. Hi, my name is Mike. Don't forget, because you'll be screaming it later tonight. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your place? Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity. If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was easter, would you let me spend time in between the holidays Why don't you come over here and let me use your thighs as earmuffs The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word. Hey Babe,are ya Jamaician,cuz ya jmakin me crazy! Are you a keg of beer cause I can see myself tappin dat ass You must be a parking ticket, 'cuz you have Fine written all over you. do you know anything about real estate (hopefully she says yes) good, could you feel down here and see if i have a lot (kind of stupid but it was used on me today) hey baby, lets play army...I'll lay down, and you can blow the hell outa me! Are you sure your not campbell soup because you taste mmm, mmm, good!! ~~MY BESTEST GURLZ!!~~ ?Rebbie~Flowers! LOL so many GOOD timez!! ur guy troublez lol pick up those blocks then we can go!! ?Steenie~WORM!!! I missed the swing but i got..THE POLE!!! LMAO!!! she knows we eat the zebra cakes..how does she know? i dono!! ?Marg~Hey gurl!!! Sooo many good times!! like wen we went downtown and I was high from the 'spreco!! and at mcdonalds..i think i was still high wen i said the cat thing!!! LMFAO!! ?Beatriz~now be the honest one and tell who did it! LOL yep thats us! we gotta hang out!! ?Juana~so WHAT if im a lil slow?? LOL well at least i realize HE LIKE U!!! LOL ?Rosey~hey im just pretending!!!haha ur good! ?Rach~Hey grl ur so cool!!! So many good times such as TROJAN MAN! LOL ?Torre~u moved! I miss ya! ~~Those just my best gurlz...2 all mah friendz lyl!! n u kno who u r..and amy ur not one of them so stfu alredy~~ ~~Im lookin 4 a bf so yall hit me up @ 708-354-2802 i gotta no u somehow i dont date random guyz..they could turn out ugly n u gotta be unda 15 i kno yall olda guyz want me but too bad yall gotta get someone else..i kno there no one else like me but u gotta get da secund best~~ ~~Da Lil San~~

Quotes by craziililchica77

Everything is ALWAYS ok in tha end...if its not ok its not tha end
If love aint no game...why their so many playas that cheat???
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~¤**U soooo sexy**¤~
~¤**U soooo fine**¤~
~¤**I'll be da 6**¤~
~¤**If u be da 9**¤~
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No one dies a virgin... life screws us all!
When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live your life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying
WaNnA kNo WhO's ToTaLy HoT???
%n!!! (it will show up as the person's sn)
If ThAtS u....I lIkE u! my # is (ur cell)
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oxo~CoMe HaVe A dRiNk WiTh Me~oxo

lol its reallly bad but so wat lol
~~DA LIL SAN!! LOL~~





*Written with a pen,*
*sealed with a kiss.*
*If you're my friend*
*please answer this:*
*Are we friends*
*or are we not?*
*You told me once*
*but i forgot.*
*So tell me once*
*and tell me true*
*so I can say*
*"I'm here for you."*
*Of all the friends*
*I've ever met*
*you're the one*
*I wont forget.*
*And if I die*
*before you do*
*I'll go to heaven*
*and wait for you*
*I'll give the angels*
*back their wings*
*and risk the loss*
*of everything.*
*Just to prove*
*my friendship is true.*
*To have a wonderful*
*friend like you.*
I luv u gurlz...I'd do anything 4 u...u kno who u r!!!
I play the game, I play it smart,
My energy comes from the heart,
I use my head, I use my feet
*WHY* Cause I'm 100% Athlete!
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll still land among the stars.