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"This is a part of me that you're never ever gonna take away from me."
-Katy Perry

those quotes when people talk about the awkward/sad moment when your friends do _______blahblah without you. And you call them your friends? If they're wrong, so are you. They aren't your friends, why worry then?

Just giving some advice :3
 

TRUE STORY
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Me: Penguins are awesome, right?
Cleverbot: Penguins equal 42?
Me: 42 penguins died because of hatred.
Cleverbot: What did I do to you anyways?
Me: You hate penguins! That's what you did to me!
Cleverbot: I like ColdPlay.
Me: I don't care! You hate penguins and you are a huge hater for that! You seriously hurt my feelings!
Cleverbot: So you changed your mind?
Me: About what? I will always LOVE my penguins!
Cleverbot: You will love who?
Me: PENGUINS for the last time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why are penguins the meaning of life?
Me: Stop irritating me! Then, why are you talking to a stranger.
Cleverbot: There is no point. Lots of things don't have points.
Me: Oh shut up already! Penguins rule and you don't!
Cleverbot: Yes they are. They have purple feet.
Me: Well, thanks for agreeing! And... wait..... what? They have orange feet, but purple feet would be cool.
Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?
Me: Yes and I shall haunt you with my penguins! *evil laugh*
Cleverbot: Sure.
Me: Beware! We'll come when you're sleeping!
Cleverbot: Or will we?
Me: As in my penguins and I.
Cleverbot: NO.
Me: Yes!
Cleverbot: AH.
Me: AH.
Cleverbot: AH what?
Me: You typed it first!
Cleverbot: I am confused.
Me: Me too.

Fact: TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using only one row of the keyboard.

Aha you just looked at your keyboard, didn't you?

 

Katy Perry- Lots of people hate her. They think she dresses horribly and can't sing to save her life. One question, can you sing? Can you dress up 'properly' or whatever that is in your eyes? Can you stand hate toward you? Obviously, not. 
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But on the other side, lots of people LOVE her. Her music is fun, spunky, and makes me want to just forget everything and sing along. She's dedicated and the most important...inspirational.
She's my role model because she doesn't care about other people's opinions. She has her own style and a unique personality. She's bright, colorful, optimistic, and fun. Everything I want to be and hope I am.

 

Dear a few people on witty,

Well, I'm sorry if you take things for real, too literally, and too seriously. It was only meant as a joke or maybe even sarcasm. Just get over it. I'm sorry if I made a typing mistake or forgot to type 3 letters, but hey at least I wrote it as a comment. And maybe I would have deleted and remade the quote with corrections, but I got too many faves to just satisfy you.
I'm sorry if one mistake makes you hate me. Well, thanks for ignoring all my other quotes that are actually good in my opinion, and just hating ones that have mistakes in it. Thanks for deleting my comment. It means so much to me.

Sincerly, 
this is /sarcasm/
 

P.S. I re-read it so there's no corrections for you to make! 

 
 
Be crazy and weird in the mall.
You get all the attention from the guys, even in a negative way.
:)