*Life is like a roller coaster;
You have your ups
and downs.
Quick turns,
and unless you swerve away from it,
you'll run of course.
It has its twists
and turns.
Sometimes it's
exhilarating.
Sometimes you just want to
get off.
At first,
you're hearts racing
and you get so anxious.
But after a while;
you get tired of it.
You want something new to
come around.
And it does.
But then you crash.
And everything you know
about roller coasters,
and life, shatter.
So, just like a roller coaster,
Enjoy the ride.
*
So
one time in
third grade,
we
had a subsitute teacher.
Who, was that type of person that was either pregnant
or just had a really big stomach.
And we didn't know which one.
But, of course, us being little
eight year olds,
we kept wanting to know.
And daring each other to ask her,
but none of us would.
So this one idiot kid in my class decided to ask her
if she was pregnant.
Her back was to us, writing on the chalkboard.
βAre you
pregnant?β
the kid asks.
The subsitute teacher turned around
with an angry face
and said,
βNo.β