that one spongebob
episode where spongebob
keeps making excuses and procastinating so
he doesn't have to do his 800 wordessay
about what not to do at a stop-light is basically
the story of my life
guy:hey you know what i'm gonna do on
halloween guy: i'm gonna steal kids'
candy. guy: i'll be like "hey that bag looks
suspicous, kid. do you have drugs on you? i'll have to
confiscate that." guy: and then i'll steal the candy and run
away guy: and then i'll give it back because
i'll feel sorry for the kid