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Joined: April 3, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: November 30
user id: 162742
Location: narnia

Quotes by crazylovele9

In America, not everyone is fat.
In England, not every guy is hot.

oh wait...

Plot Twist: Top quote isn't stolen from tumblr.


sqrt(cos(x))*cos(300x)+sqrt(abs(x))-0.7)*(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(6-x^2), -sqrt(6-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

put that in google and search it ;D


format by jimmy365

Valentine's day

               Friend: I am hanging out with my boyfriend tommarow ♥

             me: I'll be wishing I owned a cat...

I was talking to my friend and jokingly I said, "You should buy me a flower ;D"

Becuase of Valentine's day being tommarow and such, my school lets people buy flowers and they will be delivered in lunch (think Mean Girls: "4 for you Glen Coco and none for Gretchen Wieners bye").  

He said he will.
oh witty you can't imagine the butterflies in my tummy

Today he also asked if i was staying after, I said yes and he said "yes" *does wierd arm thing people do when they are happy"

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Oh, my, god. Becky, look at

her butt. It is so big
She looks like, one of those

rap guys' girlfriends.

But, you know, who

understands those rap

guys? They only talk to her,

because, she looks like a

total prostitute, 'kay? I mean,

her butt, is just so big. I can't

believe it's just so round, it's

like, out there, I mean -

gross. Look! She's just so ...


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I wish I was pretty
I  hate  being  that  ugly  friend

There are amazing quotes on witty
They are inspirational, so relatable, and actually original
But I feel as if no one likes them becuase  jimmy365 , thatssomeee, xoalicecullenxo, whoever didn't write it.
I hate going on witty and seeing the same people having a top quote, when there are way better ones out there.

You know somethings wrong with the world when people are  ignoring this quote

nmf and no hard feelings(: i love them :D

Putting your username at the end of each quote
Is not cute..