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Quotes by crocodilemonkey49

Its all fun and games till someone pops out an eyeball
hey free eyeball
Who needs to know about diffusion anyway?
I probably won't ever use this in "real life" so why bother teach it?
I wish people would just use the tags for what they mean and not for attention... funny quotes need to be funny people
Guess what?
Im back from the land of the dead
Old Witty!
I'll give you a taste of the good ol days
Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
Then leave me alone
Dont try to wake me up in the morning
Cause Ill be gone
Dont feel bad for me
Deep in the cell of my heart
I will feel so glad to go
Sing me to sleep
Sing me to sleep
Im tired and I
I want to go to bed
I have been trying to get on chat and no one is on and I dont know whats going on...can someone help?
1. My boy side
[x] I love hoodies
[x] I love jeans
[] Dogs are better than cats
[] It’s hilarious when people get hurt
[x] Shopping is torture
[] Sad movies suck
[] I own a car racing game

[] I played with hot wheels cars as a kid
[x] At some point in time I wanted to be a firefighter
[] I own a ds, ps2, ps3, or n64
[] I used to be obsessed with power rangers
[x] I have watched sports on tv
[x] Gory movies are cool
[x] I go to my dad for advice
[x] I hate drama
[] I own like a trillion baseball caps
[] You used to collect hockey cards
[x] Baggy sweats are cool to wear
[x] It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of my favorite colors
[x] I love to go crazy and not care what people think
[] Sports are fun
[x] I talk with food in my mouth (oopsie)
[x] I sleep with my socks on at night
[x] I have fished at least once

2. My girl side
[] I love to shop
[] I wear eyeliner
[] I wear the color pink
[x] I go to my mom to talk
[] I consider cheerleading a sport
[x] I hate wearing the color black
[x] I like going to the mall
[] I like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[] I like wearing jewelry
[] I cried watching/reading the notebook
[x] Dresses are a big part of my wardrobe
[] Shopping is one of my favorite hobbies
[x] I don’t like the movie Star Wars
[x] I am/was in gymnastics
[x] It takes me around/over one hour to shower and get dressed
[x] I smile a lot more than I should
[] I have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] I care about what I look like
[x] I like wearing dresses when I can
[x] I like wearing high heel shoes
[x] I used to play with dolls as little kid
[x] I like putting make-up on others
[] I like being the star of everything

3. Appearance
[x] I am shorter than 5′7″
[x]I have many scars
[]I tan easily
[] I wish my hair was a different color
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color
[] I have a tattoo
[x] I am self-conscious about my appearance
[] I’ve had/have braces
[x] I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger
[] I have more than two piercings
[] I have/had piercings in places besides my ears

4. Experiences
[x] I’ve gotten lost in my city
[x] I’ve seen a shooting star
[x] I’ve wished on a shooting star
[x] I’ve seen a meteor shower
[x] I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas
[] I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[] I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts
[] I've been to a casino
[x] I always get mistaken as older than I actually am
[] I’ve been skydiving
[] I’ve gone skinny-dipping
[x] I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour
[] I’ve crashed a car
[] I’ve been skiing
[x] I’ve been in a musical
[x] I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue
[] I’ve seen the northern lights
[] I’ve sat on a rooftop at night
[x] I’ve played a prank on someone
[] I’ve ridden in a taxi
[] I’ve seen the rocky horror picture show
[x] I’ve eaten sushi
[] I’ve been snowboarding

. Relationships
[x] I’m single
[] I’m in a relationship
[] I’m engaged♥
[] I’m married
[x] I miss someone right now
[] I played with someones emotions on purpose before
[ ] I’ve gotten divorced
[x ] I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
[x] I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did

6. Honesty/Crime
[x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t
[x] I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t
[] I’ve snuck out
[] I’ve lied to my parents about where I am
[x] I’ve cheated while playing a game
[] I’ve ran a red light
[x] I’ve witnessed a crime
[] I’ve been in a fist fight
[] I’ve been arrested
7. Death and suicide
[] I’m afraid of dying
[x] I hate funerals
[] I've thought about how I would die
[] I’ve seen someone/something dying
[x] I've had a near death experience
[] I’ve written a eulogy for myself

8. Random/Love
[x] I do sing
[ ] Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant
[] I open up to others easily
[] My parents are divorced
[x] I watch the news
[] I don’t kill bugs
[x] I sing in the shower
[] I am a morning person
[] I've been abused
[] I paid for a cell phone ring tone
[x] I am a sports fan
[x] I twirl my hair
[x] I care about grammar
[] I have “?”’s in my screen name
[] I’ve copied more than 30 songs in a day
[x] I bake well
[] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange
[x] I would wear pajamas to school
[] I like Martha Stewart
[x] I know how to shoot a gun
[x] I laugh at my own jokes. cause they’re funny
[x] I eat fast food weekly
[x] I’ve not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class
[] I can’t sleep if there is a spider/roach in the room
[x] I am ticklish
[] I love white chocolate
[] I bite my nails
[x] I’m good at remembering faces
[] I’m good at remembering names
[] I’m good at remembering dates
[] I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
Guess what you guys!!!
My dad works for the government and it just shut down...
we live off his pay check and he isnt getting payed anymore.

Im scared
GetInTheVanItHasFreeWifi has just restored my faith in the human race and witty.
Thanks to someone who trys to make others feel awesome when they dont.
Thats pretty much my goal in life.