crocodilemonkey49

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crocodilemonkey49

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Dear people,
When I say, How annoying can you get?
its a rhetorical question, not a challenge










 
37 0 maxxx maxxx
funny

 

my last words are probably going to be "wait what"


 
25 0 *crybaby* *crybaby*
funny
 

"I love books. I love that moment when you open one up and sink into it, you can escape from a world, into a story that's way more interesting than yours will ever be."- Elizabeth Scott


34 2 Calibri (Body) * Calibri (Body) *
love
I've never been very popular at school,
but I absolutely hate it when the teacher
assigns a new seating plan and you 
have to sit next to a popular girl and then
that girl looks at her friend and gestures 
at you with a dirty look as if to say,'I wish
I could sit anywhere but here'. I mean 
seriously- I don't smell or anything. 

 

27 4 Secrecy Secrecy
friendship
tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

 

29 0 capsized* capsized*
funny

Scooby Doo taught us that
the real monsters are
humans. . . and if that isn't
deep, I don't know what is.
 

42 0 McDreamer* McDreamer*
funny
In biology today, this girl in my class got some chemical in her eyes
and it took the teacher 10 minutes to persuade her to wash her eyes
out cause she didnt want to mess up her eyeliner
31 3 Bernicexoxo* Bernicexoxo*
school
This drunk guy claimed that he was George Washington. 
I asked him for two forms of ID. He pulled out a dollar and a quarter. 
He wins.
31 0 Gpc11 Gpc11
funny




i'm so tired of things costing money



 
33 0 yourcool yourcool
funny
There's a loneliness that only exists in one's mind. The loneliest moment in someone's life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart, and all they can do is stare blankly.

-F.Scott Fitzgerald
 

32 0 Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
books
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