crombie4916

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Quotes by crombie4916

There was this girl and she was with 
her 
friend. 
They were looking through peoples 
MySpaces. 
The girl slowly came upon this one 
myspace. It 
had creatures in the background and the 
man 
looked like a psycho. She started 
laughing with 
her friend commenting on how ugly he 
was. 
Right 
then, an instant message came up. 
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my 
MySpace? 


XxLoVemExX: What? 


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? 


SatanStalker: Well, you should know; 
youre looking at my MySpace right now. 


XxLoVemExX: How do you know? 


SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace. 


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? 


SatanStalker: I just do. 


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like 
you. 


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might 
say. 


At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started 
to get worried now. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting 
to care the living sh*t out of me. 


SatanStalker: You should be afraid. 


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy 
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what 
you just said about me with your friend like a 
minute ago. 


They were in shock. 


Her friend: Holy crap man just block him 
hes a f*cking psycho! 


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes 
watching us? 


SatanStalker: I am. 


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if 
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me 
from coming to your house. 


XxLoVemExX: What? My house? 


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to 
leave now because youre freaking me out. 


SatanStalker: Your screen name says 
love me, trust me that wont be a problem. 


SatanStalker has just signed off. 


The girl and her friend were really 
scared. 


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust 
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke 
from someone.

They went upstairs and were 
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls 
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said 
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her 
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering 
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said 
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on 
the ground dead. She started to scream but 
when she turned around he was there.
News the next 
morning said that there was one girl dead in 
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all 
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. 
Just her head. 


If you do not repost this in the next two 
minutes there will be three men, one in your 
bathroom, 
one in your room, and one killing your parents 
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well 
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going 
to 
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advice
 What a BOYFRIEND should know and a GIRLFRIEND should do:

Guys:Put your hands around her waist firmly
Girls: Lay your headback on his shoulder and put your arms on his.

Guys: Whisper in her ear
Girls: Giggle

Guys: Always be the one to kiss her first.
Girls:  Don't just let him, kiss him back. 


Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
Guys: Automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)


Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Girls: Tell him you love him so much.
Guys: Look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it.

Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put yourhead on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
between you and your crush.*************

STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!

-now copy and repost this.

if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years

by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how much they want you.

if you don't repost this, your life (not just love life) will have bad luck forever
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[
] this rose opened
the day our love
started.
funny thing is it
died when our love
faded out </3
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<3













it kills me to know he'll never remember the thing
i'll never forget
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ALWAYS liiv3, but n3v3r f0rg3t, but just d0n't 3v3r liiv3 wiith r3gr3t!  
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inspirational

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
He can cause death but death can't kill love! <3
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VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV


highlight in the black box!

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what makes you think i still Like u What makes you think  still care or still want you anymore!? let me just tell you one thing... IM AM COMPLETLY OVER YOU!!
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If I Had A Dime...
For everytime i saw a cute guy
i wud be the richest person on the world!!! =D

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If I Had A Dime For Everytime...
I Fell In Love I Would Be Rich
</3


should i continue this series?!? rate [+] for yes.
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