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Most Wittians
have
to
atleast
remember
or know
some of these:
The
Brandoncyrus
days.
The "Big 2011 Witty
crash".
When DamnnTaylerx, Jayciecutie01 &,
Jade672 ruled the top quotes section.
FramingMatthew is the most courageous, strongest &,
amazing person on witty. (Nobody will ever take his
place)
R.I.P Matthew. All of Witty
misses you ♥
When not even
one person talked about One Direction or Hunger
Games.
AlNicholas was the ultimate Witty boy.
When Lollipopx3 wrote the best witty stories.
SocietyKilledTheTeenager is the strongest witty girl on
here ♥
When the advertisements were never
here
When we saved Witty Profiles
from getting deleted! :D
When quotes came from the
heart ♥
When Witty was Witty
♥
Where did this Witty go? :(
No hate comments,
please.
I’m
blonde; I must be
stupid.
I’m
brunette; I must be
boring.
I have red
hair; I must have a fiery
temper.
I have black
hair, I must be
eccentric.
I dye my
hair; I must be trying to be
someone.
I wear
make-up; I must be
fake.
I wear
skirts; I must be a
slag.
I like football;
I must be a
lesbian.
I’m
rich; I must be
spoilt.
I’m poor;
Imust be a
tramp.
I wear
black; I must be a
goth.
I wear
hoodies;
Imustbe causing
trouble.
I’m
skinny; I
muststarve
myself.
I’m
curvy; I must constantly
eat.
I’m
smart; I must be a
nerd.
I’m
independent; I must be a
loner.
I cry; I
must be a baby.
I’m
not like you; I must be
weird.
I’m
like you; I must be
copying.
I’m
religious; I must make you be the
same.
I’m
young; I must be
naïve.
I’m
old; I must be unable to look after
myself.
I’m a
teenager; I must always be up to no
good.
I’m a
straight-A student; I must have no social
life.
I have no
job; I must be
lazy.
I have a good
job; I must be a
snob.
I’m
foreign; I must be pocketing your
tax.
I am human; I
must be
stereotyped.
In junior high,
there was a kid on my bus who would
always run home as soon as the bus dropped him
off.
We would laugh at him every day.
We didn't know that he ran
because he wanted to make sure his sister hadn't
killed herself while he was gone at
school.
One
day, he missed
school.
A week after, he was back.
(six♥billion♥secrets)