Tori-bird *

Status: Just a small town girl, living in a crazy world
Joined: December 18, 2008
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: March 8
user id: 60726
Location: Munster, IND
Gender: F
hey yall! im tori!! im a freshmen at Goshen College (wow...im in college..) and thats in Indiana for those who dont know.  I plan on majoring in Secondary Education and History. ill be minoring in American Sign Language.  I sing allll the time and i am involved in musicals often.  I am also craxy dorky.  I love DC comics, ARROW, Batman, Superman... and i even like some Marvel... I know.  A DC fan shouldnt say it.... but whatever.  I am also in love with Doctor Who, The Walking Dead, Power Rangers, Harry Potter, and reading.....sooooo come and talk to me:)



Quotes by Tori-bird *

i like cooking my pets family and friends. use comas, dont be a psycho.

those password journals were so

funny and useless.

like what kind of secrets did you

have at 9 years old?

"Dear Diary, today i made my

two Bratz Dolls kiss"
Me in class: wait what happened
Me in class: what do we do
Me in class: what do we write
Me in class: when's the test
Me in class: what is this
Me in class: how do you do this
Me in class: what
Sending emails to teachers:

Me: sounding extremly formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.

Teacher: Ok lol thanxx:)


 
yo i aint saying she's a gold-digger,
but she does carry a weird pan
everywhere and keep mumbling stuff
about "gold in them there hils" idk
so yeah, she is probably a gold digger
me and my friends in 3rd grade:
Friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: What?
Friend: OH MAN! OH! OH DEAR FREAKING CHRIST!!!!
! I GOT YOU SOO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME. SW
EET, SWEET D.CKS IN MY MOUTH!
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME

How relationships work:
 
I like your butt.
However, I can notice other butts.
They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt.
It's the nicest butt. Because it's
mine. And i can touch it



have you ever wondered how many fictional characters you've absorbed into your personality?
Being a male butterfly must be so hard.
How do you show your manlieness?
You're a goddarn butterfly
invention idea: an alarm clock that vkeeps screaming "WHAT TEAM?!" and the only way to shut it off it to scream "WILDCATS!!!!!!!!!!!" in response
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