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Life is Hard
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a n d suck it (up)

made by xx_BoO_xx
on November 10, 2009 19:54:59

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Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park

When I bumped into him. We started talking.

My little cousin looked up at him and asked, "Are you in love with her?"

I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior.

He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin.

"Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend."

Then he got up and walked away .

Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said,

"He lied."

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made by xoxoMAKxoxo
on September 27, 2009 21:22:12

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Me and my little five year old cousin were walking in the park 
 
When I bumped into him. We started talking. 
 
My little cousin looked up at him and  asked, "Are you in love with her?" 
 
I blushed furiously, apologizing for her behavior. 
 
He said to me, "Don't worry. It's ok." Then he knelt down and looked at my cousin. 
 
"Haha no," he said. "She's just an amazing friend." 
 
Then he got up and walked away . 
 
Before I could scold her, my cousin looked up at me, smiled, and said, 
 
"He lied."  
 
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Girl: i really like him
Friend: omg you do?
Girl: Yeah
Friend: Why??
Girl: Are you Serious?? Have you seen him Smile??
Friend: You should tell him, he likes you too!
Girl: He does? How would you no
~~HIM:~~ Because i know your friends password.

made by LoveYouSoMuch
on March 15, 2009 08:52:44

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My Boyfriend and I were sitting in the park.
(¸¸.·´Ë
A | very | old |married | couple | walked | by
Holding Hands & S m i l i n g ♥
*************
(_.·´¯`·♥» Before I could even say anything.
{ My * b o y f r i e n d * reached * for * my * hand * and * whispered }

"That's us someday."

made by ShyNight17
on September 27, 2009 09:20:15

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<div style="text-align: center">My Boyfriend and I were sitting in the park. 
(¸¸.·´Ë 
A | very | old |married | couple | walked | by 
Holding Hands & S m i l i n g ♥ 
************* 
(_.·´¯`·♥» Before I could even say anything. 
{ My * b o y f r i e n d * reached * for * my * hand * and * whispered } 
 

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<div style="text-align: center">"That's us someday." </div>
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have you ever wanted to die?

not actually die! but just to see what the w o r l d would be like without you. would _________________________` people be sad?
would people miss you? would your friends miss
-> having their weekly sleepovers without you? would your t e a c h e r s notice your empty desk? would your parents be depressed? would they be c-r-y-i-n-g for months on end?
or would they get ( over it ) in a f e w d a y s ?
would your dog miss you? would it feel like there was a hole in the world where you should_have been? or would the world - - - - - - - - - - - - > not even notice?
would it keep turning, as it does,
and would days go on?
would he still wake up in the m-o-r-n-i-n-g and go to sleep at night? would he be still thinking of her, or would his mind change to you for once? would he even care that you were gone? and most importantly:

would he miss you if you were gone?

made by take_my_heartxox
on September 26, 2009 21:04:02

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have you ever wanted to die? 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
not        actually        die!        but        just        to        see what the   w o r l d   would be like without you. would _________________________`     people be sad? 
 would  people  miss  you?  would  your  friends  miss   
->            having their weekly sleepovers without you? would  your   t e a c h e r s    notice   your  empty  desk? would your parents be depressed? would   they   be   c-r-y-i-n-g   for   months   on   end? 
or would they get ( over it ) in a   f e w   d a y s ? 
would your dog miss you? would it feel like there was a hole  in  the  world  where  you  should_have  been?  or would  the  world - - - - - - - - - - - - > not  even  notice?  
would       it       keep       turning,       as       it       does,  
and would days go on? 
would he still wake up in the m-o-r-n-i-n-g and go to sleep  at  night?  would  he  be  still  thinking  of  her, or would his mind change to you for once? would he even care   that   you   were   gone?   and   most  importantly: 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
would he miss you if you were gone? 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Today, I couldn't find my keys
I finally found them in the
freezer. I didn't know which was
worse: That they were in the
freezer or that I even thought
of looking there.... MLIA(:

LMAO(: I don't need the credit obviously(:

made by SOCCERfreak20
on September 25, 2009 19:56:08

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Today, I couldn't find my keys 
  I finally found them in the 
freezer. I didn't know which was 
worse: That they were in the 
freezer or that I even thought 
of looking there.... MLIA(: 
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LMAO(: I don't need the credit obviously(:</div>

he grabbed her wrist
& said "please, dont walk away .."
thats when she turned around
& whispered "you taught me how"
~~________________________________~~

made by amariec
on September 24, 2009 21:32:46

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Never say I love you, if you don't really care.
Never talk about feelings, if they aren't really there.
Never touch a life, if you mean to break a heart.
Never say you're going to, If you never plan to start.
Never look me in the eyes,if all you do is lie.
Never say hello, if you really mean
goodbye.</3

*Saw it&loved it.
fits pretty damn
well right now.
Credit to whomever

made by loveisthemovementx
on September 21, 2009 18:22:12

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<div style="text-align: center; ">Never  say  I   love   you,   if  you  don't  really  care. 
Never talk about feelings, if they aren't really there. 
Never  touch  a  life,  if  you  mean  to break a heart. 
Never say  you're going  to, If you never plan to start. 
Never   look   me   in   the   eyes,if  all  you  do  is  lie. 
Never       say       hello,      if      you      really      mean 
goodbye.</3 
 
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<div style="text-align: right; ">*Saw it&loved it. 
fits pretty damn 
well right now. 
Credit to whomever</div>

Today*
I was talking to him on AIM.
& In my profile i had this quote about
Me loving him.
He asked me, who is that quote about in your profile?
My heart shouted, YOU!
but all i could say was..oh, no one.
He responded quickly, oh i see.
Really quicky, he says, look at my profile.
I look,and there is my profile quote, in his.
I ask, oh who is that about?
He responded with,
Oh, just a girl who's quote is about no one.

...is this a good quote? :\
idk, but if you like it favorite.

leave me some commentts (:

btw, this was my dream..<3

made by kiamcphia
on September 19, 2009 11:55:07

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<div style="line-height: 15px; text-align: center">Today* 
 I was talking to him on AIM. 
& In my profile i had this quote about 
Me loving him. 
He asked me, who is that quote about in your profile? 
My heart shouted, YOU! 
but all i could say was..oh, no one. 
He responded quickly, oh i see. 
Really quicky, he says, look at my profile. 
I look,and there is my profile quote, in his. 
I ask, oh who is that about? 
He responded with, 
Oh, just a girl who's quote is about no one. 
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...is this a good quote? :\ 
idk, but if you like it favorite. 
 
leave me some commentts (: 
 
btw, this was my dream..<3

17 Things to do in WallMart

Stand by the automatic doors and when someone walks through, say, OMG, You Have The Force Too?

Go into electronics and start talking to the appliances, say very loudly, NO FRANK, I haven't told them the truth yet. THEY DONT KNOW I AM A ROBOT!!

Lie down, completely blocking off a isle, and pretend to be sleeping.

Run around suspiciously humming the 007 theme song.

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, roll on the floor yelling, ITS THE VOISES AGAIN. MAKE THEM STOP!!

Run through the crowds sing if your happy and you know it clap your hands!

When they don't clap their hands, tell them that they are never too old for therapy.

Crawl on the floor humming the jaws theme song.

When somebody ask why you are crawling on the floor, tell them you lost a contact lens.

In the middle of a crowded area start yelling into the microphone on your phone," PUT THE BALL INTO THE HOLE, HOW HARD IS IT? JUST GRIP THE STICK TIGHTLY, AND GUIDE THE BALL IN, I DONT FREAKIN CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING, JUST DO IT!! YOU'VE BEEN WAITING TO YOUR WHOLE LIFE, DONT BLOW YOUR CHANCE NOW!!" Then look around and yell," IT'S THEY'RE FIRST TIME PLAYING MINIGOLF YOU PERVES!!

Go up to random people and hold their hand and say I SEE DEAD PEOPLE...

Go up to random people and say, OMG i haven't seen you in so long!- see if they play along.

Say i love you to someone, and then run away

Go up to some one and drop all of you stuff. If they help you pick it up again, drop it again. -repeat until store closes

Go up to customer services and ask where they keep diet water.

Go up to a random person and say, Do you know the muffin man?

ALL MINE!!,,, I am reposting this, but the original was also mine. Like 5 people have jocked this, and given me NO CREDIT. SO GIVE ME CREDIT!

made by Iam1228
on June 19, 2009 18:21:53

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17 Things to do in WallMart  
 
Stand by the automatic doors and when someone walks through, say, OMG, You Have The Force Too? 
 
Go into electronics and start talking to the appliances, say very loudly, NO FRANK, I haven't told them the truth yet. THEY DONT KNOW I AM A ROBOT!! 
 
Lie down, completely blocking off a isle, and pretend to be sleeping. 
 
Run around suspiciously humming the 007 theme song.  
 
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, roll on the floor yelling, ITS THE VOISES AGAIN. MAKE THEM STOP!! 
 
Run through the crowds sing if your happy and you know it clap your hands! 
 
When they don't clap their hands, tell them that they are never too old for therapy. 
 
Crawl on the floor humming the jaws theme song. 
  
When somebody ask why you are crawling on the floor, tell them you lost a contact lens. 
 
In the  middle of a crowded area start yelling into the microphone on your phone," PUT THE BALL INTO THE HOLE, HOW HARD IS IT? JUST GRIP THE STICK TIGHTLY, AND GUIDE THE BALL IN, I DONT FREAKIN CARE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE WATCHING, JUST DO IT!! YOU'VE BEEN WAITING TO YOUR WHOLE LIFE, DONT BLOW YOUR CHANCE NOW!!" Then look around and yell," IT'S THEY'RE FIRST TIME PLAYING MINIGOLF YOU PERVES!! 
 
Go up to random people and hold their hand and say I SEE DEAD PEOPLE... 
 
Go up to random people and say, OMG i haven't seen you in so long!- see if they play along. 
 
Say i love you to someone, and then run away 
 
Go up to some one and drop all of you stuff. If they help you pick it up again, drop it again. -repeat until store closes 
 
Go up to customer services and ask where they keep diet water. 
<div style="text-align: left; ">Go up to a random person and say, Do you know the muffin man? 
 
 
 
ALL MINE!!,,, I am reposting this, but the original was also mine. Like 5 people have jocked this, and given me NO CREDIT. SO GIVE ME CREDIT! 
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