cutehotti9912

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Quotes by cutehotti9912

Dear girls who think they're overweight,


Stop hating on skinny girls. Find something good about YOURSELF instead of hating on others. It's like bullying. Stop trying to help yourself by putting down others.

Sincerely, skinny girls who can't help if they're skinny.
First day of school when you were little: Okay class! Let's gather around in a circle and say your name and more about yourself!

First day of school now: You have a 3000 word essay to complete by tomorrow
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"Now that my horrific incident of terror is over, how 'bout some breakfast? The most important meal of the day, servin' it up, Gary's way *pop*!"

Who else wants Ned Bigby's school?

My first year on Facebook: "They go to my school but I don't think they know me, so I won't add them."

Me on Facebook now: "Who are you? No mutual friends? Confirm."

Do you ever have that weird moment when you see something surprising and instead of saying "Mother of God" it turns out to be this really weird holy sentence and comes out like: "Holy mother of Jesus Christ the Lord has risen praise baby Jesus!"

Me when my parents are asleep:

"Better be quiet, don't want to wake them up!"

My parents when I'm asleep:

"Lets's reenact the Revolutionary War!"




Dinner:
 

Expectations: Well-cooked, juicy steak and a delicous hot fresh baked potato with more yummy stuff
Reality: Leftover frozen mac and cheese.
Things we love to hear in School:
"You can pack up early."
"You can talk to your friends for the rest of the period."
"The homework is due next week."
"There are no more notes to copy."
"You don't have any homework tonight."
"We don't have a lot of school days left."
"The bell is going to ring soon."
"We are going to have a pizza/ice cream party."
"You have an extra day to finish your assignment."
"You won't be quizzed/tested on this."
*Teacher goes over a hard problem on board* "This won't be on your quiz/test/final."
"Have a good day/weekend/vacation/summer."
"You will have a subsitute tomorrow/rest of the week."
"Goodbye, class."



Admit it, your friends' dad's scare you.