cutekarla

Status: feeling horribly depresed, as if my world is crumbling around me.
Joined: November 8, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: December 14
user id: 337881
Location: tampa, florida
Gender: F

To inifinty and beyond ∞
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Hey, Im Karla, Im An Ordinary Girl From Florida(: Im friends with sarah (Sarahsworld8) she made me join this site and i dont regret it(: im my own person and proud


Quotes by cutekarla

American Girl dolls today: Cute,innocent little girls.
American Girl dolls tommorrow: strippers, pole dancers, and prostitutes, but smaller and have had more plastic surgery than the first three things in this sentance ever will. 

That akward moment when your talking to your friends on the bus about somthing hilariously perish, and the bus suddenly goes silent. :D

The best time of your life might be your first kiss, or your first car, or your prom; but the most important was when you were born.
When your insurance puts you on hold, you go blow off steam.
when you go blow off steam, accidents happen.
When accidents happen, you get an eye patch.
When you get an eye patch, people think your tuff.
When people think your tuff, they want to see how tuff.
When they want to see how tuff, you wake up in a roadside ditch.
Dont wake up in a roadside ditch.


( I love this commercial, lol. )
Never drink a beer after a red bull, cause you'll get wings, but you'll have no idea how to use them.
When the birds fly by, follow them.
A smart blonde, someone fatter than your mom, and a drug free mexican all jump out of a plane. Who lives.


A. No one, because they dont exsist.



*no offense to anyone + im blonde too, so, ya,lol.*
A smart blonde, someone fatter than your mom, and a drug free mexican all jump out of a plane. Who lives.


A. No one, because they dont exsist.



*no offense to anyone + im blonde too, so, ya,lol.*
School always says its a good idea to have dinner with your parents every night. This is what happens when people actually do that.
1. Your parents find out your friends had to bail you outof mall jail.
2. They find out you have a boyfriend.
3. They find out your boyfriend is a punk rocker kind of guy with a "D" average in school.
4. They find out you have atleast one "B" on your report card.

Things you find out.

1. Your siblings are loudmoutjs and cant keep a secret.
2. Nothing is sacred in your family.
You may think school is hell, but just to let you know... Hell is a whole lot better.