Keisha John*

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Joined: October 23, 2011
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Quotes by Keisha John*



That awkward moment

When you go for a handshake but they got for a hug.

 
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This is a story about four people.

Everybody, Somebody,

Anybody and Nobody.

There was an important job

to be done and

Everybody was asked to do it.

Everybody was sure

Somebody would do it.

Somebody got angry about that

becuase it was

Everybody's job.

Everybody thought

Anybody could do it, but

Nobody realized that

Everybody wouldn't do it.

it eneded up that

Everybody blamed

Somebody, when actually

Nobody asked Anybody.




 
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My memory really sucks so i changed my password to "incorrect."

That way when i log in with the wrong password the computer will tell me

"Your password is incorrect."


 
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That awkward moment when

you hear kids screaming outside and can't tell if they're playing or being brutally murdered.
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Friend: "Do you know any good movies?"

Me: "Snakes on a plane."

Friend: "What is it about?"

Me: "Horses...... horses on a boat."


 
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I admit it, i really missed how things  u s e d  t o  b e.

But I can also admit, that i've  a c c e p t e d

the fact that things have changed.


{  Frank Ocean  }




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Unless your name is Google

Stop acting like you know everything.

 
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That boss feeling you get when

you crack your knuckles.

 
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 Seriously?
 I'm not what you think. I'm not saying treat me like a princess;
 Screw that throw-your-coat-over-a-puddle-thing.
 You don't have to rescue me from a castle, or slay a dragon.
  You just have to like me for me, and be there for me. 
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I was eating oreos, and I was dunking one in milk, and the cookie broke and sank to the bottom.

so now I'm just sitting here staring at the glass and wondering why bad things happen to good people.
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