daisysplash

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Quotes by daisysplash

Drake & Josh Quote #2
Josh: Do you sell guitars here?
Guy at counter: Here? At Guitar World? Gee, I don't know.

Drake & Josh Quote  #1 
Drake: The bear. Where's the singing bear, the one that puts him to sleep?
Josh: Check in there.
Drake: Got it.
[Drake winds the singing bear's head]
Singing bear: I've been workin' on the...[stops]
Josh: Hurry, wind it again!
[Drake winds the singing bear's head too hard, causing it to break off]
Josh: I said wind it, not murder it!

Good Luck Charlie Quote #10
Gabe: [about her fake tan] Hey, Mom. You got something on your face.
Amy: Oh, where?
Gabe: Everywhere!

Good Luck Charlie Quote #9
Kit: This baby is so cute!
Amy: Isn't she?
Dana: She sure makes me want to have some baby-back ribs!

Good Luck Charlie Quote #7
Angie: Who's this little cutie pie?
PJ: [snorts] I'm PJ.
Angie: [talking about Charlie] I meant the other cutie pie.

Good Luck Charlie Quote #6
Teddy: [at the grocery store] Soda and mints? What are these for?
Gabe: I'm gonna make a soda geyser. You drop them into the bottle and it makes this huge explosion!
Teddy: Wow! That sounds so cool! Put them back.

Good Luck Charlie Quote #5
PJ: Hey, you guys wanna see something funny?
Teddy: If this is where you lift your shirt up and make your belly button sing, no thank you.





Karen: [trying to avoid plans with Regina] I can't go out.
Karen:
[faux coughs softly]
Karen: I'm sick.
Regina: Boo, you wh*re!




Regina George: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards:
It was my mom's in the '80's.
Regina George: Vintage, so adorable.
Lea Edwards: Thanks!
Regina George: [to Cady Heron] That is the ugliest f*cking skirt I've ever seen.

Good Luck Charlie Quote #4
Gabe: [feeling nervous] Tell me about yourself.
Kit: What?
Gabe: I mean, only if you want to.
Kit: Okay. What do you want to know?
Gabe: Erm, tell me about your family.
Kit: My family... Well, actually, there's not much to tell. I'm an only child.
Gabe: Me too.
Kit: Cool!
Gabe: What else?
Kit: Well, my parents are divorced...
Gabe: [pause] Mine, too.
Kit: Who do you live with?
Gabe: Who do you live with?
Kit: My mom.
Gabe: Me too!
Kit: Wow! We really have a lot in common.
Gabe: You know, I had a feeling we might. You want half a peanut butter sandwich?
Kit: No, thanks. I'm allergic to peanuts.
Gabe: [throws sandwich] Me, too.