Drake
&
Josh Quote
#1
Drake: The bear. Where's
the singing bear, the one that puts him to sleep?
Josh: Check in there.
Drake: Got it.
[Drake winds the singing bear's head]
Singing bear: I've been workin' on the...[stops]
Josh: Hurry, wind it again!
[Drake winds the singing bear's head too hard, causing it to
break off]
Josh: I said wind it, not murder
it!
Good Luck Charlie
Quote
#4
Gabe: [feeling nervous] Tell me
about yourself.
Kit: What?
Gabe: I mean, only if you want to.
Kit: Okay. What do you want to know?
Gabe: Erm, tell me about your family.
Kit: My family... Well, actually, there's not much to tell.
I'm an only child.
Gabe: Me too.
Kit: Cool!
Gabe: What else?
Kit: Well, my parents are divorced...
Gabe: [pause] Mine, too.
Kit: Who do you live with?
Gabe: Who do you live with?
Kit: My mom.
Gabe: Me too!
Kit: Wow! We really have a lot in common.
Gabe: You know, I had a feeling we might. You want half a peanut
butter sandwich?
Kit: No, thanks. I'm allergic to peanuts.
Gabe: [throws sandwich] Me, too.