dance1992

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Girl on Witty to Steve: Happy Valentine's Day! What will you be getting for the Mrs.?
Steve: TODAY'S VALENTINE'S DAY???!!!

life = made





 
omfG
 
SO TODAY IN
PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S
PHONE WENT OFF
AND HER RINGTONE
WAS SHINE
BRIGHT LIKE A
DIAMOND AND MY
TEACHER STOOD UP
AND SAID TURN
THAT THING OFF IF I
HEAR IT AGAIN
I WILL PERSONALLY
TRACK DOWN
RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN
TO HER THAT
DIAMONDS DO NOT
SHINE THEY REFLECT










 
f o r m a t   j i m m y 3 6 5 

 





puberty either makes you a
hot god or a potatoe.




 




DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL?
I HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF EIGHTH GRADE AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY




 
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Sheldon Cooper summing up my life in one sentence:
'I cry because other people are stupid and it makes me sad.'






 
how to break up with someone
you:
your ex is attractive.
partner: which one?
you: me.
you: BYEEEE




did kim possible become stoppable?
did phil go back to the future?
did corey get out of the house?




 
Bunnylover43 Format
I hate It when People say age
                                                        is just a number. Age is clearly a word.

me: ew the ice cream is melting 
my friend: quick! put it close to your heart to keep it cold
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