dance_14

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Joined: June 16, 2012
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Quotes by dance_14

My Boyfriend Is Just
Like My Pet Unicorn!
                           Neither Of Them Exsist

 

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Oh please! I can remove 90% of your so-called beauty with a Kleenex!
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The millisecond your sure your going to die when you lean back in your chair just a little to far!
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Waitress: "Would you like a table"?
Me:"No i came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, carpet for 5 please!"
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When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, tell them to go try slamming a revolving door!

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No matter how much you prepare you will ALWAYS be shocked by how cold the toilet seat is!
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Roses are red,
Facebook is blue,
We have no mutual friends,
Who the heck are you?
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I dream of a better tomorrow......... where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives!
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Teachers call it cheating, I call it team work!
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Unicorns ARE real! They're just fat and grey and we call them rhinos!

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