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STOP!
1. Stop the "anti-jocker" petitions. The jockers aren't going to stop just because you petition and spam them. They only jock for attention, and by spamming and petitioning against them, you're giving them what they want. Just ignore them. If you ignore them, they aren't hurting anybody.
2. Stop the chain letters! DON'T WORRY, you aren't going to have bad luck for ten years or die if you don't repost them. TRUST ME! I'm living proof. So please stop clogging up witty with them. People who start death chain letters have no lives. Don't believe them! You won't die or have bad luck. So stop reposting them!
3. Quit it with all the surveys, please? Nobody really cares what the last text you got was, or what your "rapper name" is. They aren't quotes. Nobody really reads them. They're pretty annoying.
4. STOP complaining to poor Steve! He's working as hard as he can to respond to all these PMSing girls! My father makes websites, so I know how hard it is to make sites, update them, and keep up with them. It ain't easy! Try being in Steve's position. Complaining to him about your problems isn't going to help. What is going to help is YOU being responsible to help stop those problems!

Girls, we all use Witty. It's not just up to Steve to fix problems. It's up to all of us.

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<div style="background-color: black;">STOP! 
1. Stop the "anti-jocker" petitions. The jockers aren't going to stop just because you petition and spam them. They only jock for attention, and by spamming and petitioning against them, you're giving them what they want. Just ignore them. If you ignore them, they aren't hurting anybody. 
2. Stop the chain letters! DON'T WORRY, you aren't going to have bad luck for ten years or die if you don't repost them. TRUST ME! I'm living proof. So please stop clogging up witty with them. People who start death chain letters have no lives. Don't believe them! You won't die or have bad luck. So stop reposting them! 
3. Quit it with all the surveys, please? Nobody really cares what the last text you got was, or what your "rapper name" is. They aren't quotes. Nobody really reads them. They're pretty annoying. 
4. STOP complaining to poor Steve! He's working as hard as he can to respond to all these PMSing girls! My father makes websites, so I know how hard it is to make sites, update them, and keep up with them. It ain't easy! Try being in Steve's position. Complaining to him about your problems isn't going to help. What is going to help is YOU being responsible to help stop those problems! 
 
Girls, we all use Witty. It's not just up to Steve to fix problems. It's up to all of us. 
 
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If you can read this, you must be ninja

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on November 15, 2009 14:54:10

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JUMPINAPOOL
don't be afraid to get your hair wet
don't be afraid to get your makeup smudged.
Better yet, don't wear any makeup to begin with

OPENYOURHEART
Be willing to love
But don't give yourself up to just anybody
It's not about having a boy on your arm
It's about knowing who's really important in your life

LETLOOSE
Bake brownies. Then eat them.
Stick out your tongue and catch the falling snow
Wish on eyelashes... why not?
Run outside and dance in the rain.

LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE.
Don't worry about having the cutest clothes
Or the most friends
Or the hottest boyfriend
Don't sweat the small stuff.
Because in ten years, none of it will matter.
The only thing that will matter is that you have absolutely

NOREGRETS

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on November 13, 2009 13:42:44

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<div style="text-align: center; ">JUMPINAPOOL 
don't be afraid to get your hair wet 
don't be afraid to get your makeup smudged. 
Better yet, don't wear any makeup to begin with 
 
OPENYOURHEART 
Be willing to love 
But don't give yourself up to just anybody 
It's not about having a boy on your arm 
It's about knowing who's really important in your life 
 
LETLOOSE 
Bake brownies. Then eat them. 
Stick out your tongue and catch the falling snow 
Wish on eyelashes... why not? 
Run outside and dance in the rain. 
 
LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE. 
Don't worry about having the cutest clothes 
Or the most friends 
Or the hottest boyfriend 
Don't sweat the small stuff. 
Because in ten years, none of it will matter. 
The only thing that will matter is that you have absolutely 
 
NOREGRETS 
 
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Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk
Because by this time tomorrow;

x it x will x be x free x yogurt x

-Stephen Colbert

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on November 12, 2009 20:20:58

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<div style="text-align: center; "> Don't Cry Over Spilled Milk 
Because by this time tomorrow; 
 
x it x will x be x free x yogurt x 
 
 
-Stephen Colbert 
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Get Over Yourself, Boy
YOU AREN'T WORTH MY TEARS

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on November 02, 2009 17:20:16

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Don't you hate it when
You're in school and you hand in a test.

And the teacher says "Are you finished?"
Am I finished? Why would I hand it in if it's not finished? It's like;
"No, I only did a few problems, I just thought it would be cute to hand in the test half-finished."

:)

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on October 30, 2009 15:37:01

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<div style="text-align: center; ">Don't you hate it when 
You're in school and you hand in a test.</div>
<div style="text-align: center; ">And the teacher says "Are you finished?" 
Am I finished? Why would I hand it in if it's not finished? It's like; 
"No, I only did a few problems, I just thought it would be  cute to hand in the test half-finished." 
 
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In the past years of my life, I've...

Kissed the ground. Licked the side of the school. Licked the side of a building. Yanked a bitch's ponytail. Been ditched by "friends." Gained trust in these friends again. Been backstabbed by these friends. Had one of these friends make a website about me called "Lucy is a Loser" saying things like I was an asshole bitch and everybody should hate me. Oh, and don't forget those threatening emails. Why did she do this? Cuz I stood up for myself. I've had a crush. Thought I was in love. Haha, yeah right. Had my first date. Had my first boyfriend. Had my first breakup. I dumped his ass by the way. I've stayed up all night crying. I've stayed up all night studying, and stressing. I've stayed up all night watching Twilight videos on YouTube with my besties. Found out who my real friends were. And here I am now, I survived it all and have much more to come my way.

I think my life looks pretty good

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on October 28, 2009 20:18:00

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<div style="text-align: center; ">In the past years of my life, I've... 
 
Kissed the ground. Licked the side of the school. Licked the side of a building. Yanked a bitch's ponytail. Been ditched by "friends." Gained trust in these friends again. Been backstabbed by these friends. Had one of these friends make a website about me called "Lucy is a Loser" saying things like I was an asshole bitch and everybody should hate me. Oh, and don't forget those threatening emails. Why did she do this? Cuz I stood up for myself. I've had a crush. Thought I was in love. Haha, yeah right. Had my first date. Had my first boyfriend. Had my first breakup. I dumped his ass by the way. I've stayed up all night crying. I've stayed up all night studying, and stressing. I've stayed up all night watching Twilight videos on YouTube with my besties. Found out who my real friends were. And here I am now, I survived it all and have much more to come my way. 
 
I think my life looks pretty good 
 
 
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Sunday Monday Tuesday [Wednesday Thursday Friday] Saturday

...Everybody has a lil [ W T F ] in their week

not mine

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on October 26, 2009 17:22:46

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<div style="text-align: center; ">   
Sunday Monday Tuesday [Wednesday  Thursday  Friday] Saturday 
     
 
                         
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<div style="text-align: center; ">...Everybody has a lil [ W T F ] in their week 
 
 
 
 
 
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The hardest part
was getting this close to you
And giving up this dream I built with you
A ( fairytale ) that isn't coming true
You've got some growing up to do

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on October 24, 2009 12:16:21

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<div style="background-color: black; text-align: center; ">The hardest part 
was getting this close to you 
And giving up this dream I built with you 
A ( fairytale ) that isn't coming true 
You've got some growing up to do 
 
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& To me, love is not

Holding hands
Hugging
Kissing
Walking hand in hand down the hallway for the whole world to see
It's not promises he makes that will always be broken
It's not looking into his eyes and actually believing him when he says
"I love you."
That's not it at all.

Love is...

Free of promises
Free of expectations
Maybe it's just enjoying. Living. Thriving.
With another person
Who just happens to be your missing piece.
Who's eyes are like little pools
That you could swim in all day
Or maybe even drown in.
Love is something
Beyond definition :)

That's what love is

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on October 22, 2009 18:23:04

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& To me, love is not 

<div style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); padding-top: 5px; padding-right: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 5px; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; ">Holding hands 
Hugging 
Kissing 
Walking hand in hand down the hallway for the whole world to see 
It's not promises he makes that will always be broken 
It's not looking into his eyes and actually believing him when he says 
"I love you." 
That's not it at all. 
 
Love is... 
 
Free of promises 
Free of expectations 
Maybe it's just enjoying. Living. Thriving. 
With another person 
Who just happens to be your missing piece. 
Who's eyes are like little pools  
That you could swim in all day 
Or maybe even drown in. 
Love is something 
Beyond definition :) 
 
That's what love is 
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