dancer4ever797

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Me: Gas mask, check.
Me: Shovel, check.
Me: Haz-mat suit, check.
Me: Hydochloric acid, check.
Mom: You really need to clean your room more often.

Dear Spider,
Get the heck out of my room!!!
Sincerely, The girl who doesn't want to walk around with a welt the size of Jupiter on her body

Girls From School's Summer Vacations
Indoor Water Park, Outdoor Water Park, Beach, Free Concerts, Mall, Vacations to Forign Countries

My Summer Vacation
Barbie Movies, Frosty the Snowman Pajamas, At Home With the Lights Off, Witty, Music Blasting


Girls at my school's problems: OMG, nobody asked me to the dance! What will I do with myself?!

My problems: What do you mean I can't bring my laptop on our vacation?! What will I do with myself?!
Me: Hey, I just met you...
Annoying Classmate: No you didn't. I've known you since the fifth grade.
Me: And I know this is crazy...
Annoying Classmate: Oh, I love that song.
Me: But here's my algebra final...
Annoying Classmate: That isn't how it goes.
Me: So take it for me maybe?
Annoying Classmate: Say what?

 
Sometimes tears say all there is to say.

Sometimes your first scars won't ever fade away.

On Tuesday: GET OUT OF BED WOMAN! IT'S 6:30 AND THE BUS WILL BE HERE IN TEN MINUTES!!

On Saturday: It's noon? Why did I wake up so early? *grabs ipod and slams head back into pillow*

 

That WTF Moment
When one of your vocabulary words sounds dirty and the example sentence has your name in it o_O

That Awkward Moment
When your computer freezes and you don't know what to do, but you can't take it to your mom becuase she would yell at you for what you were reading when the computer froze

Mom: You've been sitting in the dark on that computer all day. Go outside!

Me: Fine.

*Takes laptop outside and sits in shade*