dancer4life102615
Joined: June 13, 2011
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user id: 182715
Location: In a strip club with Joe, George and Stacy ;)
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Girl Problems:
Periods.
nmf.
Inside Louis' Mind:
Louis: All men are jerks? I'm sure your not a saint yourself.
Louis: Zarry? GTFO.
Louis: You have an opinion? I bet that makes you special, huh
Louis: Elounor? Dafuq is that?
Louis: Eleabucks? I like the sound of that
Louis: Straight? I'm obviously a flamming homosexual.
Louis: Larry? ME LOUSTA
Louis: 5 gay boys walk in One Direction? How original
nmf, not my idea. got it off of tumblr.
ZAYN
MALIK:
Has a pool, can't swim.
Has a car, can't drive.
"Can't Dance", uploads video of self dancing.
"I really like brunettes, maybe with dark eyes",
girlfriend is blonde.
nmq, nmf.
found on tumblr.
Me at a Carnival:
me: *walks in with family*
me: *looks at all the teenagers with friends*
me: why am I with my family again?
me: ditch the parents, ditch the parents
me: helloo there mister hot stuff wait up, I'm here alone!
me: cool, your going on that ride? what a coincidence, I am too.
me: oh, look, a girl prettier than me
me: why am I potato?
me: why can't I look like her?
me: boarding the ride with mister hottie, act cool, act cool
me: AHH SPIDER
me: wait, no thats the ride operator.
me: which seat should I choose?
me: where's that hot guy?
me: who's that chick with my little chili pepper!!?
me: ooh the rides starting!
me: i can see my house from here .. not.
me: this is lame
me: why did I get on this ride again? *ride ends and gets off awkwardly*
me: mom .. DAD?
me: lost the parents .. well thats erm .. good .. I guess ...
me: OMFG IM GONNA GET KIDNAPPED. WHY DIDN'T I STAY WITH THEM!
nmf, not my idea.
D.A.D.D
Dad's Against Daughters
Dating
shoot the
first one, then the word will spread.
saw this on a shirt at mall of
america.
How I would be competing in the Olympics:
me: okay, in a few more seconds it'll start.
me: what was that noise ..? oh wait! were supposed to start!
me: damn, they move quickly, I can't even seen them anymore.
me: I'll just stay here and watch the mens games
me: whoa, hello there mr sexual
me: GO MR SEXUAL. WORK IT
me: oh, look the compition's finished. time to go home.
me: nevermind, theres still another 100m
me: mr sexual has nice abs ... I wonder if he'd let me touch them
me: whoa more hot guys, someone loves me up there
me: why is everyone so sweaty? jeez, I didn't even break a sweat
me: i'm hungry
me: i'm bored
me: what is going on ...
me: oh yeah, I was supposed to be competing
me: but I got distratced by mr sexual
me: i really need to learn his name
me: WHOSE THE GUY IN LANE FOUR?
me: I wonder if any of them will drown
me: mr sexual's leaving and I didn't get his number?
me: he just won a gold medal ... cool ...
me: WAIT UP. I'M AN OLYMPIC MEDALIST TOO.
nmf, not my idea.
My Ex: Yeah I'd still hit that
Only this time with a car
or a baseball bat.
nmf
WTF
is up with
the new witty?
I pledge to the band of One
Direction,
Harry,Liam,Louis,Niall and Zayn, for which they stand sexy.
one fandom, under paul, with
hotness,
and
tickets for all.
nmf/nmq.
Him.
Normal people: *Thinks of someone they've had a crush on since the 1st grade*
Me: Him? HIM!? THEM. Niall, Zayn, Harry, Louis and Liam.
nmf.