dancer5631

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What I think during school:

me : I'm starving
 me : What if a guy with a gun burst in?
 me : Don't look at the clock. Don't look at the clock. Damn.
me : Oh hey, you're cute. Im gonna stare at you
 me : Welll I bombed that test
  me : Get a room.
me : LUNCH OM NOM NOM NOM
 me : How did you even get this far in school? 
  me : Cover up your boobs.
me : WALK FASTER.
 me : I'm late. Thanks, turtle.
  me : Please get distracted and tell stories
me : *random song lyrics*
  me : Only ten more minutes. Haleguigah
  me : YES. Schools over. Time to go home and google cats.

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Nemo's Friends: Don't touch the boat!
Nemo: YOLO!
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WeN YuHh TyyPE lYk DiSs

I want to smack you in the face with a dictionary.
♥

nmq

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2010: You're only cool if you got silly bandz
2011: Planking is BOSS
2012: Hey guys lets go choke on cinnamon!

 
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           Lazy Rule:
                 Can't reach it, don't need it.




 
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Dear Math Teacher,
I don't care what f(x) is.
Sincerely, f(you)

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If Bartenders can't serve drunk people
then I want McDonald's to stop serving fat people.




 

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        me: i think i'm gonna go to sleep now
        tv: lol but good shows are on
        iPod: sleep? is that a new app?
        sleeping position: lol i'm not gonna be comfortable
        mind: what's the meaning of life though?
        temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold
        noises: oh, you said be louder? okay.
        body: lol time for itches
        person i like: hey

 
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