dancerina416

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Joined: July 15, 2010
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user id: 116623
witty profiles is my life. <3

Quotes by dancerina416

Can you name 13 boys off the top of your head? In no order at all!

1.matt
2.danny
3.joe
4.jake
5.manny
6.mattg
7.mattm
8.graham
9.keegan
10.chris
11.sean
12.ryan
13.shane



How did you meet 10?
school and friends

Have you ever seen 4 cry?

nope

Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
noooooooo


Are you good friends with 13?
used to date him.

Something about 1..?
My Boyfriend(: <333

How did you meet 12?

jake

 
Whats 7s fav color?
idk

What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
idk


Fact about 9?
beast at bball

Would you ever live with 8 ?
used to practically every weekk:(

Is 2 single?
Yess..

Where does 7 live?
down the street.

What do you think about 2?.
annoying and big mistake

Whats
the worst thing about 5?
juniorr:/

Whos 11 going out with?
Noboddyyy nobodddyy at all.

What do you think about 3?
basicallyy my bro 

What state you live in?
ma.
1. Do you sleep in your bra?
noo

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
nope.

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
alonnee?

4. Do you enjoy drama? 
oh no

5. Are you a girly girl? 
nooot really in a way

6. Who was the last person you hugged? 
heather

7. Small or large purse?
LARGE(:

8. Are you short?
nope

9. Do you like somebody?
kindaa

10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
noppe

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
yes

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
haha no

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
  obvvii /:

14. Are you double jointed?
yyuup

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? 
umm a car

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
yea noo?

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
yeaa maybe

19. How many guys will read this just because it says- Girl Confessions?
idk

__________
True or False:

I do wear make up.
true.

I have cried in a movie theater.
false

I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
false.

I get jealous.
true

I think Johnny Depp is sexy. 
truee

I love to laugh.
true

I like heavy metal.
false.

I like rap.
false

I like techno.
truuue.

I like country.
false

I carry a purse.
true, sometimes

I’d be lost without my computer.
true and phone

I own a Spice Girls CD.
false.

I own a Britney Spears CD. 
true

I own a boy band CD.
truee

I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
false.

 Guys are confusing.
true

I’ve been called a bad influence.
false

I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
false
___________________________
Come on ladies, be truthful!

1. What color is your bra that you’re wearing?
gaayyy prideee!! jk.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
ligght

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? 
obvi

4. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them?
idk

5. Do you have a best friend?
many

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
yup

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? 
no.

8. Do you like your life?
nope

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
yes

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
yes

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
both

13. How long have you had a Facebook?
may

14. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? 
yup

15. What are your biggest fears?
spiders

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
yup

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
yea

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater? 
idk

19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
yes

20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
obvii

21. Are you currently missing someone?
umm yesssss:(
All I have for you is
two words....                                   
SCREW.YOU:)               
all mine. i think:P
no jocking.



All I have for you is
two words....                                   
SCREW.YOU:)               
all mine. i think:P
no jocking.



"i am 84% mentally ill." (:


{x ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[  ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[X] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[  ] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 4

[  ] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[  ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[  ] You just sang them to make sure
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own spit.


TOTAL: 3

[  ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[  ] You type with three fingers or less.
[  ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
[X] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 2

] You have fallen asleep in class.
[  ] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[  ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[X] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.
[  ] You think of the little voice in your head as your 'best friend'.


TOTAL: 2

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math
[  ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[  ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[X] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

TOTAL: 2

[  ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t.
[X] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before
[X] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[X] The word “um” is used frequently.
[X] You don’t know what “um” means
[X] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[X] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin

TOTAL: 8

multiply your score by four and repost as "i am ____% mentally ill." (: