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Sorry if I used your name ♥ This
is just to show what witty has become
This whole
thing is 100% sarcastic
How
To Be
Popular on
Witty
Ok, so you
heard about his awesome website where you can post quotes about
your life and people can fave an comment on it. Kinda like
facebook or tumblr, but this is JUST for quotes. It's
called witty profiles, or witty for short. You've heard
that there is a page called "top quotes" and it has
only the best quotes on it. You want to be part of that page.
The page of the witty populars. You're going to be the next
big witty thing. Here is what you do
Step 1: You're profiles and username
Usernames are sooooo important. They say your fav things in
life or who you are so yours needs to be super cool. So what
kind of username will make you popular? Well, it needs to bu
uber cute...lets see. Find somebody really popular on witty.
Someone like...hmm, jayciecutie01 has a ton of faves on her
quotes, and an uber cue username. Lets use that. Make your
username something like jayciecutie02. Perfect. Next? Your
profile. It has to be awesome, so you find a really cool layout
from somebody and make it yours. You don't need to tell the
person you took it, they don't care. Then, you write
“HACKED!!!” At the top of your profile and write a
REALLY long thing filled with crap about how you’re the
best friend in the whole world and sign it some random name who
is claiming to be your best friend. Repeat that step like 5
times. Then write below it a little thing about you. Make sure
you LIE. Tell them you are rich and are the most popular girl
in your school. Tell them you live somewhere REALLY cool. Like
New York or LA. Something like that. Make sure you use
expressions like “I’m_________ years young”
and “I blow out my candles on the _______ of
_________” Don’t forget to add TONS and TONS and
TONNSSS of photoshopped/fake pics that make you look like a
supermodel. You will have them wrapped around your
finger.
Step 2: Your
first quote
Ok so your profile is all set up. What comes next? A QUOTE,
DUHH!! Go to the most top quotes ever, but not the first page.
Go to like page 10 or something so nobody will recognize the
quote. Then, press get code an copy and paste the same exact
quote and make it your own by adding “ALL MINE NOOO
JOCKINGG!!!” At the bottom of the quote. You added your
first quote luvie!
Step 3: WITTY
BESTIES!!!
Now you have to find some sukas to be your new bffls. Find the
most popular people on witty, who have top qutoes ALL the time.
Then comment on their page and say “OMG!! I LOVEEEE YOUR
QUOTES GIRLY! We should totes be best friends! We have so much
in common! OMG your sooo gorgeous P.S. I’m
following!” The more people you do that to, the better!
People will start following back and you will have all of witty
wrapped around your finger NOW!
Step 4:
Hate/jelous
Now you have to make another account and call them
jayciecutie02hater or something mean like that and have them be
really really mean to you. Make them acuse you of being a fake
b*tch. Make sure they tell you that all ur pics are fake and
you jock all of your quote. Log back on to YOUR account and
make a set saying that people are cyperbullying you and make
sure you tell them to fell really bad for you and to hate on
the other person. YES YES YES!!!! A sob story always works! Oh
that reminds me, the next step.
Step 5: The
Sob Story
Post a quote talking about how horrible your life is. There are
a few different options here. You could tell them that your dad
died when you were 7 and you and your 6 siblings and mother are
barely getting by. Or you could talk about how you cut yourself
or how everyone calls you fake or about how you and your best
friend are in a fight. Anything, SOMETHING, that will make
eveybody feel really bad for you
Step 6: Watch
the popularity come
You’ve finished! You are going to be the most popular
b*tch on witty. Enjoy the fame!