daoisthebest
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I totally judge persons who judge someone else.
When
I see my crush I turn into
a socially awkward
penguin… Only
me?
Comment the most awkward moment in front of your crush
Teacher: Oh honey...
Class:
Teacher:
Class:
Teacher: What? You don't call your girlfriend honey!??!??!?!
Class: No!
Teacher: So how do you call her?
Boy: Hey sexy lady!!!!
True story (few weeks ago)
Everybody brag
themselves about sport:
Boy: In summer, I do basketball and
soccer, and in winter, I do hockey.
Gìrl: I jog frequently and I do 7 hours of fencing each week.
Other girl: I do swimming and gymnastics.
Me: Well, EVERYDAY, I walk at my bus stop.
My friend says something
Me: Oh stop to have a dirty mind!
My friend: I didn’t think dirty...
Me:
My friend:
My cat:
My sister:
Unicorns:
Me: Me neither.
---> When I watched Karate Kid: I wanted to do karate
---> When I watched Glee: I wanted to be in a Glee Club
---> When I watched Aquamarine: I wanted to be a mermaid
---> When I watched Twilight: I wanted to be a wolf or a vampire
---> ...
Only me??????
Boy to another boy: *show a small pencil* That is you. *show a big pencil* That is me.
Me: But he’s taller than you.
Him: -__-
The other boy: Because we talked about our penises.
True story
My friend: How much do you have in your exam?
Him: 95%
Me: Awwww hug!!!
Him:
My friend:
Me: * walk away*
True Story