dareme_

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Joined: March 22, 2011
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Quotes by dareme_

There's two and a half weeks until Valentine's day which means I have two and a half weeks to find a boyfriend.
I could feed a village with my thighs.
I'm really good at arguing until I start crying.
Saying
"Dad and Mom"
just doesn't feel right. It's like saying.
"Josh and Drake"
.. So wrong.
My head says homework but my heart says witty
I suffer when fictional characters embarrass themselves.
When did Americans stop having British accents?
How much does a life cost.
Sometimes when I see a couple making out I wonder what would happen if I tried to join.
Stars can't shine without darkness
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