darkvlader

Status: i seriously need to take more pictures.
Joined: July 26, 2013
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 367393
Gender: M
i'm vlad.
17 years old and awkward af.
i like playing soccer, and if we have that in common, thumbs up.
and my pictue looks like f/cking s/it , f u size limit.



 

darkvlader's Favorite Quotes


*posts a selfie* 107 people unfollowed

ctrl alt delete my fat


Every year, unknowingly, we pass the anniversary of our future death.

Oh, YES, it's hilarious,
until it happens to you.

"write  something  your  parents  would  be  proud  of."
Oh my god, Steve.
*facepalm*

 

At first I thought it was Deja vu
But then I realized I was just reading all the jocked quotes on Witty for the 20th time.
-in math class-

teacher: -explains the problem-

teacher: does it makes sense now?

in my mind:
lol no
what is this stuff
this isn't even math
you have to be a genuis to know that
im going to fail at life
oh my god
ill be forever alone
no job
ill be in a box with a cat 
and die from choking on food 
all because i didnt know how 
to do this

 me: .. yeah.

At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”
Me on first day of calculus: As long as I know "the limit does not exist" I'll be fine.
 


You deserve flowers on your doorstep
and coffee in the morning
you deserve notes left on your dashboard
and ice cream sundaes at 3am
you deserve honesty every day
and to be kissed every hour
you deserve to be reminded
how beautiful you are


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