dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu

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Joined: March 17, 2012
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user id: 284415
I LOVE: ONE DIRECTION, THE HUNGER GAMES, HOCKEY, CAKE, TELLING JOKES, SINGING BADLY, PIANO, HEELYS, AND PROCRASTINATING. ;)

Quotes by dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu

That scary fricking moment when

Your phone rings.

You wanna know a secret????!!?!?!?!?!?

MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IS...

WE couldn't have been as annoying as the sixth graders this year. We were annoying, but we just couldn't have been as annoying as the sixth graders THIS year.
That awkward moment when

Awh sh*t!! I forgot what I was gonna say.

That awkward moment when
you start to take off a bandaid but it hurts so much
so you leave it on

That awkward moment when

The joke sounded waaaaaayyy funnier in my head.

THAT. AWKWARD. MOMENT. WHEN. YOU. READ. THIS . IN. A. REALLY. LOUD. AND. SLOW. VOICE.
IF THIS IS YELLING
and this is whispering
This. Is. Talking. Slowly.
Andthisistalkingfast

Then. wtfis. this?
A rapper? /:| ;D

That one kid in class who #1
goes on and on about video games! Oh and also how he's failing every class.

10 favs and I'll do a series.


no you are not a ninja just overly obsessed with witty.