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dbpbmliapbnjurwhirtu
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I LOVE: ONE DIRECTION, THE HUNGER GAMES, HOCKEY, CAKE, TELLING JOKES, SINGING BADLY, PIANO, HEELYS, AND PROCRASTINATING. ;)
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That scary fricking moment when
Your phone rings.
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You wanna know a secret????!!?!?!?!?!?
MY SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER IS...
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WE
couldn't have been as annoying as the sixth graders this year. We were annoying, but we
just couldn't
have been as annoying as the sixth graders
THIS
year.
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That awkward moment when
Awh sh*t!! I forgot what I was gonna say.
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That awkward moment when
you start to take off a bandaid but it hurts so much
so you leave it on
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That awkward moment when
The joke sounded waaaaaayyy funnier in my head.
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THAT. AWKWARD. MOMENT. WHEN. YOU. READ. THIS . IN. A. REALLY. LOUD. AND. SLOW. VOICE.
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IF THIS IS YELLING
and this is whispering
This. Is. Talking. Slowly.
Andthisistalkingfast
The
n. wt
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?
A rapper? /:| ;D
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That one kid in class who #1
goes on and on about video games!
Oh and also how he's failing every class.
10 favs and I'll do a series.
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no you are not a ninja just overly obsessed with witty.
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