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I LOVE: ONE DIRECTION, THE HUNGER GAMES, HOCKEY, CAKE, TELLING JOKES, SINGING BADLY, PIANO, HEELYS, AND PROCRASTINATING. ;)

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Does that look like a zombie to anybody else?

224 14 alisonDB21 alisonDB21
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I was helping out with one of the preschool classes at my dance studio and this was a legit conversation that went on:
teacher: did anyone see there mommy or daddy watching the inagoration?
kid one: whats that?
kid two: its when you sleep during day
me: thats nocturnal
kid three: arn't bats nocturnal?
kid two: no antolopes are
kid four: nuh uh antolopes a fruit
kid five: i know where babys come from!!
*everyone gets quiet*
kid five: *whispering* cleevland.
entire class: *gasp*
*true story
455 5 jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
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i'm seriously considering filling my pockets with
glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude, i'll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and realease the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid.


 
1439 23 yourcool yourcool
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Stranger: You can come closer, I don't bite.


Sure, because that's the first thing I'm thinking when I see you

THIS PERSON'S GONNA BITE ME! 

>.<
 
7 0 Christa133 Christa133
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Me: Let's read the newspaper!
Newspaper: *Scientist discovers winged spider*
Me: LOL nope
39 0 ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
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Crush: Hey
Me: *Stupid mode, activated!*

61 0 wasted_wishes wasted_wishes
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Me: Can I have some liquid ice with solid water, please?
Waitress: -__-

32 0 RingoStar RingoStar
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Go to Google
search: zerg rush
Come back here and click fav
 
70 18 ...* ...*
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The sigh of disapointment 
when....


You look in the mirror for the last time before you leave.
42 0 gray22 gray22
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41 1 kaylhaaxo kaylhaaxo
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