One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for
speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down
her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red
sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the
works. "I've pulled you over for speeding, Ma'am.
Could I see your drivers license?" "What's a
license?" replied the blonde, instantly giving away the fact
that she was as dumb as a stump. "It's usually in your
wallet," replied the officer. After fumbling for a few
minutes, the driver managed to find it. "Now may I see your
registration?" asked the cop. "Registration.....
what's that....?" asked the blonde. "It's
usually in your glove compartment," said the cop
impatiently. After some more fumbling, she found the
registration. "I'll be back in a minute." said the
cop and walked back to his car. The officer called in to the
dispatch to run a check on the woman's license and
registration. After a few moments, the dispatcher came back,
"Ummm... is this woman driving a red sports car?"
"Yes." replied the officer "Is she a drop dead
gorgeous blonde?" asked the dispatcher. "Uh...
yes." replied the cop. "Here's what you do,"
said the dispatcher. "give her the stuff back, and drop your
pants." "What? I can't do that. Its...
inappropriate." exclaimed the cop. "Trust me. Just do
it." said the dispatcher. So the cop goes back to the car,
gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just
as the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down and sighs.....
"Ohh no... not another breathalyzer......"