Rolita07*

Status: hiya
Joined: June 18, 2013
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: August 24
user id: 363513
Location: the internet.
Gender: F

Quotes by Rolita07*

Funny pick up lines #1

Hey girl feel my sweater, it's boyfriend material.
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funny
Trying to argue with a close minded person is like trying to open a book that's actually a brick.


 
-Mq
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funny
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Don't be mad, Ill be there too.
Not in the cage, but laughing at you!
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funny
It's truly sad when the people who gave you the best memories become a memory..
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friendship
Some rude girl: lol you're about as pointless as a white crayon!
Me: actually the white crayon is the least used crayon so it has an extrremely fine point!

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witty
Me: *eating pringles in bed* 
*Sister barges in*
Me: how dare you interrupt us like that? We were in the middle of something special!
*hides under my blanket with pringles*
Sister:  You really need to get a boyfriend
Me: food makes me happier, now leave!
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lol
*Me picking up my best friend with my new car* 
-Get in loser! we're going shopping!
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friendship
That sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie
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lol
When people go underwater in scary movies I like to hold my breath and see if I survived that situation. I almost died in Finding Nemo.
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famous

I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt then it 'clicked'.

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funnypuns