Rolita07*

Status: hiya
Joined: June 18, 2013
Last Seen: 6 years
Birthday: August 24
user id: 363513
Location: the internet.
Gender: F

Quotes by Rolita07*

Funny pick up lines #1

Hey girl feel my sweater, it's boyfriend material.
Trying to argue with a close minded person is like trying to open a book that's actually a brick.


 
-Mq
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Faces like yours belong in the zoo.
Don't be mad, Ill be there too.
Not in the cage, but laughing at you!
It's truly sad when the people who gave you the best memories become a memory..
Some rude girl: lol you're about as pointless as a white crayon!
Me: actually the white crayon is the least used crayon so it has an extrremely fine point!


Me: *eating pringles in bed* 
*Sister barges in*
Me: how dare you interrupt us like that? We were in the middle of something special!
*hides under my blanket with pringles*
Sister:  You really need to get a boyfriend
Me: food makes me happier, now leave!
*Me picking up my best friend with my new car* 
-Get in loser! we're going shopping!
That sad moment when you return to your ordinary life after watching an awesome movie
When people go underwater in scary movies I like to hold my breath and see if I survived that situation. I almost died in Finding Nemo.

I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt then it 'clicked'.