Rolita07*

Status: hiya
Joined: June 18, 2013
Last Seen: 8 years
Birthday: August 24
user id: 363513
Location: the internet.
Gender: F

Quotes by Rolita07*

-An astronaut goes to the Moon: *takes 5 photos*

-Teenage girl goes to the bathroom: *takes 37 selfies*
That annoying moment
When someone says long story short but they don't make it any shorter.
Drake bell: In honor of Kim and Kayne's baby, 'North West' I will be naming my first son Taco.
*Guy I was texting yesterday night*
Him: What are you doing now?
Me: Nothing just laying in bed 
Him: mmm can I see a hot pic of you now?;)
Me: But it's dark..
Him: It's alright! just show me.
Me: Ok then...*Sends a pitch black message box*
Cop: "Did you kill this man?"
Suspect: "No, a bullet killed him.Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground.The ground is part of nature.
He died of natural causes.Case closed."
When I see lovers' name carved into a tree. I don't think it's cute. I just think it's strange how many people bring knives on a date.
*Me when I was done eating ben and jerry's today*
*puts the empty ben and jerry cup in the sink*
*throws metal spoon in the bin*
2 seconds later..
Me: Wtf did i just do??
*Me when I flirt with guys*: keeps staring at them until they feel so awkward that they have to look at me.
*Me trying to avoid texting someone*
Me: hey listen sorry can't chat for any longer gotta go for a run!
Him: oh okay! have a good run ttyl :)
Me: ok thanks ttyl! *plays temple run instead*


DON'T JUDGE 
OTHERS
BECAUSE 
THEY SIN
DIFFERENTLY
THAN YOU.