People: You're ugly
Me: I don't care
People: I hate you
Me: That's fine
People: You're stupid
Me: Cool
People: One Direction can't sing
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run
We're not
sarcastic- We're hilarious
We're not annoying- We're just
cooler than you
We're not mean- We just don't like you
And we're not obsessed- We're just best
friends