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I chose the purple dinosaur galaxy layout because I'm a cool cat.
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MY WITTY BUCKETLIST 2013
1. Get 50 followers on witty.
2. Get a top quote.
3. Get a quote 50 likes +
4. Get a quote 100 likes +
5. Get more people to read my story. [it will get better]
6. Get 70+ followers on witty.
7. Have a witty best friend.
anyone care to help? I know I won't get any of these...
1. Get 50 followers on witty.
2. Get a top quote.
3. Get a quote 50 likes +
4. Get a quote 100 likes +
5. Get more people to read my story. [it will get better]
6. Get 70+ followers on witty.
7. Have a witty best friend.
anyone care to help? I know I won't get any of these...
TheUnderworld
chapter//one
The bright light toned down and I could see almost everything. Everything seemed normal. A lake, a sky, grass, trees...
In the distance I saw a horse - I loved horses. I made my way up to it. I was so excited. I finally reached it, and was shocked at the sight. It had a bright yellow horn, a pink mane and tail, and.. it was glittering? A unicorn. It was grazing around in the nearby paddock with the other unique animals. From what I could gather, they were native animals that lived here in the underworld. "That's a Uni-pig. Oh! And that's a Uni-cow." The gruff man pointed out. I turned on my heel to face him. He was kinda cute. "Hey, my name is Joseph." I smiled. "Bella.." I introduced. "I'm forty.." Joseph stated awkwardly.
I strolled around this world, Joseph commenting on everything. "Oh. And that" he pointed. "Is the almighty sugar lake." I raised an eyebrow. "So does anyone else live here?" I asked hoping to find a sixteen year old guy. "Yeah, duh." He said. Joseph looked confused. "Why wouldn't there be?" I stopped walking. "Well..you're forty. Living in a world I don't even know." He looked upset. "Look kiddo," he said harshly, "when I was seventeen I was cursed into a forty year old man. Just because you're fifteen, doesn't mean you know everything. No go - you don't deserve to be here." My bottom lip trembled. "Maybe I can help you get back to seventeen again." I suggested quietly. Joseph sighed. "Bella. Just go."
"No." I said. Joseph looked annoyed. "Go, or I'll go."
I sighed and kept walking forwards, leaving Joseph behind.
"fine."
chapter//one
The bright light toned down and I could see almost everything. Everything seemed normal. A lake, a sky, grass, trees...
In the distance I saw a horse - I loved horses. I made my way up to it. I was so excited. I finally reached it, and was shocked at the sight. It had a bright yellow horn, a pink mane and tail, and.. it was glittering? A unicorn. It was grazing around in the nearby paddock with the other unique animals. From what I could gather, they were native animals that lived here in the underworld. "That's a Uni-pig. Oh! And that's a Uni-cow." The gruff man pointed out. I turned on my heel to face him. He was kinda cute. "Hey, my name is Joseph." I smiled. "Bella.." I introduced. "I'm forty.." Joseph stated awkwardly.
I strolled around this world, Joseph commenting on everything. "Oh. And that" he pointed. "Is the almighty sugar lake." I raised an eyebrow. "So does anyone else live here?" I asked hoping to find a sixteen year old guy. "Yeah, duh." He said. Joseph looked confused. "Why wouldn't there be?" I stopped walking. "Well..you're forty. Living in a world I don't even know." He looked upset. "Look kiddo," he said harshly, "when I was seventeen I was cursed into a forty year old man. Just because you're fifteen, doesn't mean you know everything. No go - you don't deserve to be here." My bottom lip trembled. "Maybe I can help you get back to seventeen again." I suggested quietly. Joseph sighed. "Bella. Just go."
"No." I said. Joseph looked annoyed. "Go, or I'll go."
I sighed and kept walking forwards, leaving Joseph behind.
"fine."
Author's Note: want me to notify? Comment. <3 if you liked it. Don't worry, it will get better.
[ format by xforeverlovedx ]
TheUnderworld
pro//louge
A bright light shone in my eyes. "Welcome." I heard a gruff voice say. I didn't know where I was, but for all I knew, it wasn't a good place. In the distance,I heard the distinct jingling of bells. "Where am I?" I asked, shielding the light from my face. "Well the Underworld of course!" I heard the same gruff voice say. The underworld? I didn't think that existed.
pro//louge
A bright light shone in my eyes. "Welcome." I heard a gruff voice say. I didn't know where I was, but for all I knew, it wasn't a good place. In the distance,I heard the distinct jingling of bells. "Where am I?" I asked, shielding the light from my face. "Well the Underworld of course!" I heard the same gruff voice say. The underworld? I didn't think that existed.
Author's Note: so this is the prologue. I don't know if you like it. :L please comment and like and share with your other witty friends. (: it would mean so much to me if I got over like, 11 likes. and yes, this format IS by xforeverlovedx because she's an amazing writer.