dinosaurninja13

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Joined: January 1, 2011
Last Seen: 1 year
Birthday: July 29
user id: 143494
Gender: F

 

maddie.14.hipster.directioner.volleyball obsessed.music and tumblr addicted.freshman.i love you! <3

 

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Quotes by dinosaurninja13


I'm gonna open a salon and call it Hairy Styles.


 


SpongeBob: "Patrick, you're a genius!"
Patrick: "Yeah I get called that a lot."
SpongeBob: "What, a genius?"
Patrick: "No, Patrick."



 

*the lights flicker*
Normal People: Oh, there must be something wrong with the wiring.
Me: THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!

a drop in the ocean...
a change in the weather...
i was praying that you and me might end up together...
Today I decided to join the Google vs. Yahoo war. I typed
"dinosaurs are..." into each. Yahoo's response? "Dinosaurs are extinct.Google's response? "Dinosaurs areJesus ponies." I love you Google. Yahoo should just give up. 
Today, I asked the three year old I was babysitting what his favorite vegetable is. He paused, and replied, "umm, butter." The kid's going places.
when i say "i won't tell anybody" my best friend doesn't count...
dear google,
thank you for doing most of my homework for me.

love,
me!

Noah wrote Allie 365 letters, so think you can reply to my text.