dinosaurninja13

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Joined: January 1, 2011
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Birthday: July 29
user id: 143494
Gender: F

 

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I'm gonna open a salon and call it Hairy Styles.


 

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SpongeBob: "Patrick, you're a genius!"
Patrick: "Yeah I get called that a lot."
SpongeBob: "What, a genius?"
Patrick: "No, Patrick."



 

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*the lights flicker*
Normal People: Oh, there must be something wrong with the wiring.
Me: THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!

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a drop in the ocean...
a change in the weather...
i was praying that you and me might end up together...
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Today I decided to join the Google vs. Yahoo war. I typed
"dinosaurs are..." into each. Yahoo's response? "Dinosaurs are extinct.Google's response? "Dinosaurs areJesus ponies." I love you Google. Yahoo should just give up. 
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Today, I asked the three year old I was babysitting what his favorite vegetable is. He paused, and replied, "umm, butter." The kid's going places.
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when i say "i won't tell anybody" my best friend doesn't count...
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dear google,
thank you for doing most of my homework for me.

love,
me!

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Noah wrote Allie 365 letters, so I think you can reply to my text.
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